Hot Gay Alert

Danny Noriega has handed down his throne. There's a new hot gay on AI!
G is going crazy over Adam Lambert, whose performace have earned Simon Cowell's standing applause.

But already, homophobics have expressed their dislikes, just like what they had done to Danny "sexy" Noriega.





Reality check, people, these gays are hawt! and Lambert is like the only thing that makes this season's AI worth watching.

click here to see him performing like a true diva.
and click here for more pics of the hottie kissing some guy. It's past G's bedtime and she desperately needs to get her beauty sleep, therefore she decided not to write so much tonite.

G will make the most of these moments before he gets booted off by those stupid haters. =((

Invation of Yetis

We don't know why...but apparently the yetis are "in" this season!!

at least that's what Sarah Jessica Parker and Juliette Lewis thought.

evidence 1



evidence 2



and looks like Rachel Bilson sort of agree with them.
but Rachel wasn't all that sure, so instead of doing it Yeti all the way a la Jessica Alba, she tone it down a little with this yeti's inspiration dress.



either way she put it, it still looks like Yeti.

So for you guys the fashion victim, headed down to the nearest wood to get yourself a perfect shiny new Yeti's fur.

With Love

"BitchTalker"

Thank You Lord

Remember This



I'm sure you're not!!
Cause why the hell on earth would you remember some random trucker dude named Bubba vacationing in Hawaii .
Which is why this next picture had nothing to do with that random trucker thingy,
cause this hot stuff is Channing Tatum strike a few poses for Vanity Fair.

More Yetis

Is there a forest fire happening again in California? Because some of the yetis have managed to escaped and now can be seen wandering around freely in la la land. Some have even managed to travel even farther to New York.





That chick who thinks she's so lucky to have a cute boyfriend that she decides to take him again even after he abused her and threatened to kill her, Rihanna, keeps warm in a furry wrap while dining at New York’s West Village hot spot, Italian restaurant Da Silvano, on Saturday (March 14).

Or perhaps this is her way of preventing future attacks from her lover, you see, by covering herself with big punching bags. Geez, don't be so pathetic, girlfriend. You just gotta learn how not to commit more fashion -and boyfriend- faux pas.

Ay Dios Miu Miu!

Jessica Alba keeps warm in a feathered top over her brown dress at the Miu Miu Fashion Show during the 2009 Paris Fashion Week on Thursday (March 12).

This is what BitchTalkers have been worried about when hot chicks produce children. They feel their bodies get fatter than ever and that's when they start wearing dark colors from head to toe. And who does Jessica look up to for inspiration? Yeti.

Ripped Tights

Hold on one second people, is this a new trend that we Bitchtalker didn’t know about?

We feel extremely insulted.

This is the new "recession" to die for look that everyone will be wearing because they're broke and can't afford decent clothes.

It's perfect.

Perfectly hideous.

Look at slutty Miley and Shenae-whats her face Grimes, of course, for we are to think about fashion guru we would instantly think of these munchkins.

They supporting the kind of 80’s grunge/hipster look, whereas everybody think they are being hugely unique and individual but yet they just share the same bad taste on clothing..

what's up with the trashy-looking trend we saw nowadays ??

... it's a sad trend, it's a sad world we're living!!!
apparently not everyone check Sartorialist for their fashion preference.

Johnny Depp is (finally) Getting Married (shocking)

After 10 years together with his long time girlfriend Vanessa Paradis and have two children Lily-Rose, nine and Jack, six, this twisted couple finally decided to tied the knot in April 2009. There absolutly No (yet) official confirmation about this rumor, but our fabulous bichtalker team recently found out why the couple not married in the first place even tho their so "crazy-in love" with each other.

Depp has always said the reason he and Paradis hadn't married is because he loves her last name.
“It would be a shame to ruin her last name! It's so perfect -- Vanessa Paradis. So beautiful. It would be such a drag to stick her with Paradis-Depp. It's like a flat note!” Depp told MTV UK.

Johnny Depp was like bla...bla...bla...yeah right,...like that was the real reason why they didn't get married. So...while writing this post we"bitchtalker" wondering what the hell is change?
It's Johnny suddenly realizing that her last name wasn't all that spectacular??huh??anyone??

or it is because of this

... VS this

Johnny Depp keep lookin hotter and hotter every year while she looking sickenly thinner, thinner and thinner almost like he (Depp) sucks all her meat and blood to work on his fine muscle...hehe ;p

the conversation between Johnny (J) and Vannessa (V) will go like this

V : We need to get married bientôt, chéri!

J : ...but mon chéri, J'adore your last name...(rolling eyes and thinking i don't want to get married...i don't want to get married)

V : quoi?? excuses...excuses...excuses, who the hell cares about my last name and frankly who the hell cares about me, the only people out there cares about it's you and your fine ass.

J : (* looking smug and mutters* that's right biaaatch)...chéri don't worry people do care about you (they care about what the hell am i still doing with you) i'm sure they all remember you in that movie...you know the one about something, and stuff, and there's a girl and a guy,..stuff and something like that...love...anyway be patient we don't have to rush all the wedding things.

V : rushing...helooo we only been together for like 10 years...

J : but...but...

V : I see what you are doing,...you just don't want us to get married didn't you...

J : Not saying anything...but looking so damn relieved

V : Fine we don't have to get married, but give me back my blood that you've been sucking for all those year to keep you young, stong, fresh and healthy, i don't want to keep looking like an old skeleton that you've been hiding on the back of your closet.

J : Whats my option??

and he obeyed (to get tied down)

-end of the story-

P.S Also, you can use this conversation as the imaginary conversation between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt (Jolie get Johnny Depp lines whilst Brad Pitt get Vanessa's...except the line about the movie things, you know 'cause Brad is still famous, and let's face it, all Angelina Jolie movie besides Girl Interrupted is actually a crap, anyway...you get the point!!)




P.P.S Okaaay that was kind of twisted. Don't mind us, we just green with envy.