Ay Dios Miu Miu!

Jessica Alba keeps warm in a feathered top over her brown dress at the Miu Miu Fashion Show during the 2009 Paris Fashion Week on Thursday (March 12).

This is what BitchTalkers have been worried about when hot chicks produce children. They feel their bodies get fatter than ever and that's when they start wearing dark colors from head to toe. And who does Jessica look up to for inspiration? Yeti.

Err...

Jessica Alba is quite literally silenced–with gags and masks stifling her voice as a citizen– in this new campaign entitled “Only You Can Silence yourself.” This is all part of Declare Yourself, the national nonpartisan, nonprofit youth voter initiative aimed at energizing young adults to register and vote in the 2008 election.

Alba said, “If you don’t register and vote and make a difference, and hopefully change the bad things that are happening in our country, you are essentially just binding and muzzling yourself.”

What's with the pose? Geez, Alba, it's not like it's going to be on the cover of Vanity Fair or sumthn'.

Truth Hurts

Jessica Alba is recently on the cover of Czech Esquire magazine.

There must be a reason why she chooses the Czech version. Prolly cuz Czech peeps are dumb enough to think that chicks who give birth would still look hawt! People, people, please don't deny the fact that these women will soon have flabby abs, droopy boobs, and lose their fashion sense. And if you guys out there don't like it, feel free to go out and find some pole on the street to have sex with. Stupid men, always in denial. For those of you who are brave enough to face the torturous truth, here's what Mrs. Warren actually looks like these days!


Without a care in the world, plus with the chance that she might have lost her energy to dress up after taking care of her bundle of joy, there she is at the Democratic National Convention in Denver, Colorado, on September 3rd. With such clothes (and konde), she could pass for a kindergarten teacher.