Rest In Peace

Hollywood fashion critic, Mr. Blackwell has died.

The inventor of the famed "Worst Dressed List" passed away Sunday after suffering complications from an intestinal infection, according to his publicist, Harlan Boll.

His death comes more than two months after he collapsed at his Los Angeles home in August and fell into a coma. He regained consciousness a few days later and was put on antibiotics to treat an unspecified illness.

The star - real name Richard Sylvan Seltzer - began his career as an actor in the 1930s, But it was his Worst Dressed List that he became most noted for, and his scathing reviews have been published every year since its inception in 1960.

In his latter years, Blackwell suffered from ill health and was diagnosed with Bell's palsy in 2001.

Somewhere out there, Miley Cyrus and Katie Holmes are having a party.

We will miss you, Mr. Blackwell.

Sweetie VS Yucky

Dakota Fanning is a cheerleader for her LA-area school, Campbell Hall. Here she is at a game this past weekend.

We used to loathe her for being too mature beyond her years, but oh well, sometimes even we BitchTalkers have to admit that the girl looks really good these days. She should tap herself on the shoulder too, for going through puberty gracefully. Girlfriend got skills. Unlike that useless skank Miley Cyrus. She couldn't even behave well for a minute. Her she is, licking her lips as she cheers on model beau Justin Godknowswho walking the runway at Christian Audigier’s American Lord fashion show on Wednesday in Culver City, Calif. And judging by the picture, her mom is hollering "Cheers from the skanks!"

Yowzer!

Having a marvelous time abroad, Christina Aguilera was spotted out to dinner with her husband Jordan Bratman last night in London, England.

The “Ain’t No Other Man” starlet was looking frikkin curvy in a cleavage-baring beige-pink evening gown underneath a black wool topcoat while her hubby donned a classy black tuxedo... and a depressed face.

We get depressed to, Jordan, to see your supposedly beautiful wife start to become more like a tranny each day and that one day you look at your reflection and realizes that your ugly face has looked much better than hers. We're not sure what to say about her ever expanding boobies. Whether guys like it or not, we don't care. We only bring up the issue so that we have a reason to post THIS!


Not that you guys care who she is, but this is Elizabeth Hurley at the Global Illumination Initiative at the London Tower. Our guess is, Liz thinks that getting invited to Global Illumination Initiative means that she has to take the "initiative" to bring "globes" to "illuminate" some people in the world, especially guys, if you know what we mean. Of course you don't. We're even sure you are not reading this since your eyes are all glued to either one of the two pics we post above.

Mischa Barton Attends Stuff. Again.

Mischa Barton arrives at the launch party for Google’s new T-Mobile G1 cell phone held at Siren Studios on Friday in Hollywood.

The T-Mobile G1 with Google is the first commercially available phone to run on the ‘Android’ operating system, which empowers developers with tools to create and offer consumers applications that add value to their lives.

MOCKING TIME!

Notice that Mischa has always worn leggings or pantyhose ever since magazines all over the world posted pics showing cellulite on her thighs? So leggings have become some sort of cover-up, eh? So that's why Lindsay Ho-han often wears them nowadays? Nope, she's just plain crazy.

Mommy, Mommy, I Want Jolie

That face is... unreal.
Angelina Jolie appears on the Today show where she was interviewed by Matt Lauer at NBC Studios in New York City on Thursday.

We used to try hard not to roll our eyes everytime we heard about her adding up a little tuyul to her family (by getting pregnant, that is), but then we saw her face on TV and we totally forgave her. Again and again. We hate ourselves.

And she's the only one who can look and sound sexy when saying "mommy and daddy". This is very disturbing. Is this what the doctors call "mother complex"? If we suffer from it, will Angie feel sorry and adopt us too? *puppy eyes*



Pretty.

Preggers?? That THING??

Victoria Beckham wears a tight mod dress as she arrives at LAX to catch a flight to London on Sunday.

The 34-year-old former Spice Girl recently told the U.K. edition of Glamour that, “I’m not pregnant, and I’m not trying to get pregnant at the moment”
“I’m so lucky to have the boys (Brooklyn, 9; Romeo, 6; and Cruz, 3) and they’re such great kids. Nice, free spirits and incredibly polite, which I think is very important.”

“It takes a lot of energy, and the thought of having another baby now would be a little bit much. Maybe in a year or two but right now, I’m having amazing career opportunities and I want to enjoy the boys,” Victoria said.

What Victoria really tries to tell you is that the thought of gaining weight to have a baby scares the bejeezus out of her, and she would like to think that the already existing kids of hers already have everything she could possibly hope for, despite the obvious fact that some of them inherit their mommy's piggy nose. And who the FCUK (excuse our French) spreads rumors that she's pregnant?? Do you wanna kill her by making her think that her body looks FAT nowadays? You wanna see her go back to the eat-and-drink-nothing diet? If she loses another pound she'll be flown back to her homeplanet in a breeze.

We Would Change Our Minds, Too!

Angelina Jolie reveals in the new issue of W Magazine that she had only planned on adopting children but after falling in love with Brad Pitt, he changed her mind.

Here are some quotes from the mag via People:

On Brad changing her mind about giving birth to her own children: “I think one of the life changing things that he did, one of many, is that I was absolutely never going to get pregnant. I never felt that it was the right thing to do… I suppose I just looked at him and loved him and just felt open to (getting pregnant). I suddenly wanted to. It’s one of those things you can’t explain.”

On Brad seeing adopted children Maddox and Zahara: “I knew that he would never see them as different, and that gave me a certain peace.”

On having three children with Brad: “I wouldn’t trade that experience for the world. It taught me a lot about life, just the process of it, and now we have three other beautiful children that wouldn’t otherwise be here.”

On baring her body for the intimate W pics taken by Brad just weeks after the twins’ birth: “I’m with a man who’s evolved enough to look at my body and see it as more beautiful, because of the journey it has taken and what it has created. He genuinely sees it that way. So I genuinely feel even sexier.”

On Brad being perfect for her: “[I have] a lot of respect [for Brad. He helps me] to be better and fight hard for the things that I love. I do think that I’m in a good partnership now. I think it just needed to be the right man.”

Things would be really different if we, the always fabulous BitchTalkers were Brad Pitt's wives.

On Brad changing her mind about giving birth to her own children: "I used to hate tuyuls... I mean kids. But the thoughts that the children would inherit HIS genes were so promising that I had decided to produce babies once a year."

On Brad seeing adopted children Maddox and Zahara: "Well you can see that they DON'T share his genes, so I once tried to return the kids to the orphanages, but Brad convinced me to keep 'em. Said it was good for publicity and stuff. Anything to keep my babydaddy happy."

On having three children with Brad: "Not enough. Once a year, I said."

On baring her body for the intimate W pics taken by Brad just weeks after the twins’ birth: "Ga usah for the W pics. I'd bare my body anytime, anywhere, just so he can see that I'm always ready to do it with him. But I bared mine outside our home one day, and he got furious. Something about "being embarassed", I dunno.

On Brad being perfect for her: "Duh."

Whitney and "the City"

She’s making herself at home in her New York City surroundings, and yesterday Whitney Port was spotted out in Central Park with a gal pal.

Miss Port was reportedly filming scenes for her new reality show “The City”, set to air in early 2009, that documents her life in the Big Apple as she works for Diane Von Furstenberg’s fashion label.
Let's just hope that the fact that she's now working for some fancy fashion label and away from all the drama surrounding Lauren, Audrina and Heidi that Whitney will have much less boring conversations. Otherwise they would more or less sound like this.

Whitney (always the one who has no interesting activity to talk about): "So what did you do last night?"
Some chick: "I went to this new club..."
Whitney: "Really??"
Some chick: "... Err, yea. Really. This new club, with my friends. And..."
Whitney: "That sounds cool!"
Some chick: "What sounds cool?"
Whitney: "You know, hanging out with your friends and stuff..."
Some chick: "Oookay... Anywho, I wore my new dress, all of us danced, and had some drinks,.."
Whitney: *Gasped* "Oh my God! How did you feel?"
Some chick: "...... Fine ....... Where was I? Oh. So after a while I became sleepy and I thought I better go home."
Whitney: "I totally agree."