We Can Be Nice, Too.

Madonna's publicist is claiming the pictures of Madonna looking like shit were doctored. She says Madonna was looking as radiant as ever just days before. "People" magazine reports:

"I just think the photographer got a bad shot of her or it was touched up to make her look bad," says her rep Liz Rosenberg. "I saw Madonna two days before at her rehearsal and she looked amazing – glowing skin and working really hard on her show." (sumber: The Superficial)

*Sigh* Okay, we admit that we've been a bit too harsh on you, grandm.. we mean, Madonna. So, considering that fasting month is about to start, we offer a sincere and heartfelt apology for the picture we have posted, and presents her with the original, no touched-up ones that show Madonna in all her glory. We could only hope that other people we've hurt could forgive us as well. Now, if you see our fat.. err, "thick" college friend, we'd also like to tell her we're deeply sorry for saying that we got pale skin because her giant ass kept blocking the sun everytime we went out together. Huh...? Really? She's now in a psych ward?

Blah-son Takes a Walk

We assume that since the boring-chick-with-such-an-annoying-voice Rachel Bilson starts her own fashion line, she would at least try to look a bit fashionable to convince some assholes to buy her things.

Stupid us.

Not only does she wear a pair of jeans circa 1990s that's ridiculously rolled up as if she's about to take wudhu, she's also apparently being environmentally friendly and decides to get creative with some doggy bags.

PRESENTING : HONOR MARIE WARREN

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren welcomed their first child, daughter Honor Marie Warren, on June 7. Having a baby is "by far the most profound, beautiful thing we could have ever done," the actress tells OK!.



"Aww, I look like my daddy... Fuck it."

Miley Hates the Fact that She Reminds People of a Chipmunk

Regarding the catfight that's been going on between Selena-Demi and the yucky-faced Mandy-Miley, we decided to do as much as we can to show our support for the soon-to-pose-nude-and-would-still-look-good-doing-it Selena Gomez by posting this link to her and Demi's Youtube video. We originally intended to pick a combined version of the two pairs' videos, but we got tired of puking everytime we heard Miley the Chipmunk's voice.

Watch the gorgeous Selena here.

Again, let's root for Selena Gomez! She's the only teen who looks good on the cover of a magazine.




Whereas Miley had done HER cover shoot and looked like an ass.




Are we sensing a deja vu? Do you also think that we've seen someone who looks ill just like her? We mean, this might be a picture she sent when auditioning for a role in a movie about, ahem, vampires.

Too bad for her, that part had already been taken by another pale-skinned loser.

Madonna, anyone?

This is very disturbing.
For the sake of human kind, how can she let an image like that leak out.
Excuse us will ya, we had to call our therapist to erase this haunting image from our pure mind.

Warning : Not for the Weak-Hearted

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SEPARATED AT BIRTH

AMY WINEHOUSE
















MR. BURNS
(Sorry for using Simpsons characters that often)

Separated at Birth

Pregnant Man



Homer Simpson

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Gaspard Ulliel (Now)

WTF

Take a look at this fine (super gorgeous) looking young man.



*sigh* don't you think that he's just oh so dreamy...ooh my...

take a look at him now



well i guess the term "get better with age" doesn't do much for him.

WTF

Gyaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!



Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers and fellow Disney sensation Selena Gomez have been outed as a couple in the latest issue of Rolling Stone.

kill us now, kill us fast.


We don't even have any "celetukan" for this news as we are still in a state of total shock.

Please give us some time to heal...

Fashion Files

Trend Alert on what NOT to wear



Seriously guys you don't wanna get caught looking like this while you're doing grocery shop, pas loe lagi mau buang sampah ke depan rumah, pas loe mau beli garam ke warung sebelah, anyway the point is you don't wanna get caught looking like this while you're out in the public, especially not while you're going to the red carpet premiere of one of the most anticipated movie of the year The Dark Knight. but Maggie Gyllenhaal obviously disagrees with us. She takes this Batman thing seriously and even wears one of his costumes.

Petition for Getting Rid of Miley Frikkin Cyrus

We're so sick of seeing Miley Cyrus's/Hannah Montana's pictures everywhere. And how about news on the biggest online battle; it's not ALL about that ugly girl with the "ayam-kelindes-bajaj" voice, people! She relies on every dancer and star to do all the action whilst she just raises her hand or foot once in a while and calls it dancing. Not a single mention on the ACDC crew who always leave us with our mouths wide open everytime we see them dance. Are-you-sure-you-think-this-creature-is-talented?

We must admit that she truly represents tweens all over the world, though. Admit it, even YOU have taken a picture of yourself by holding a camera phone in your stretched-out arm, and tried so hard to shape your lips so they would look just a teeny-bit like Jolie's? But this is Miley Cyrus we're talking about, and she's brought the term "slutty" to a whole new level.

and whom do you think she dedicates all these "sexy" pics to?






Look closely at her necklace. It's Nick JONAS! Gyaaah! It's like terror of najis-looking teens!

Seriously people. If you really have to choose a proper role model for the youngsters, root for Selena Gomez! She has eeevery reason to start taking nude pictures anytime soon!

And the Saga (or Terror) Continues

We still can't get over the fact that our beloved Edward had been played by that thingy. Take a closer look at the poster again, shall we?? please?? ... anyone???



If you see this poster without knowing that it's of the movie Twilight, what does cross your mind?

A. That the guy on the picture is a nocturnal rapist;
B. That the movie is a cross between "Dying Young" and "Pretty Woman". That sad-looking chick on the picture is a slut who gives the even-more-pathetic-looking-guy a mercy fuck because he suffers from Leukemia
C. That the guy learns his pose from David Hasselhoff in Baywatch

WTF

Hi there Fernando Torres, i hate to break it to you but isn't Liverpool training start like... i dunno... a week ago!?
Don't get us wrong we're swoon and drool over all the Spanish baller especially this one. But... take a look at what happen when a baller trying to force himself in a state of permanent vacation.

What the hell is going on?
Don't you think that Nando look a little (scratch that) a lot like (ehem) pregnant?

Just a little friendly suggestion, go back to Liverpool and work those formally fine abs so we can all go back to our normal life (a.k.a -drooling over your fine packs-), pretend all of this never happen, put this all behind and moves on with our life (...okay i get a little carried away)

GUESS WHOSE LEGS

A. Serena Williams
B. Venus Williams
C. Ciara

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ANSWER: NONE OF THE ABOVE!
THEY'RE CRISTIANO RONALDO'S.

Leighton Meester, Post-Panjat Pinang

Oily girl had an early HUT RI celebration...

Fashion Files

Rachel Bilson new fashion line Edie Rose for DKNY Jeans
The collection is hitting stores like Macy’s, Dillard’s and Nordstrom in September for $19.50 to $49.50 per piece. (justjared.com)

Would you wear this?



Cause i'm sure as hell i wouldn't...

Wishful Thinking

Ookaay i know this is a bit old, fine... ancient but i can't help it, 'specially since the new book Breaking Dawn will be out soon, remember peeps AUGUST 2 2008, go mark your calendar.

Our Bella and Edward



Their Bella and Edward



This is Edward Cullen we're talking about, supposedly the most beautiful person to ever walk in the surface of the earth.

Let's take a closer look shall we...



pretty convincing isn't it.
I'd say they done a Great job, but I'm out of booze.

Highly Recommended

Here is a little entertainment for those whose having Euro Cup withdrawal (such as myself)
--If You Dare--
For Becksillas lover, a little (…yea rite..more like overdose) taste of manlove
Warning : Extremely saucy!
--If You Dare--

selama menunggu foto anak kembar Jolie-Pitt

This proves that even a genetically beautiful couple would not always produce a child as beautiful as they are. Exhibit A: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. Her face screams Brad Pitt, sementara bibirnya begitu mekar dan tidak bisa mengatup hingga berita ini diturunkan.
R and G (that's us, silly.) talked about this last night. We studied her look real carefully, looked closely at her blond hair, blue eyes and those bouncy lips, and could only think of one person she'd most likely be in the future.

Anna Nicole Smith

Why, Gossip Girl, Whyy??

Here's the deal: We love watching Gossip Girl sooo much, not because of the storyline of course, we mean duh, basically Gossip Girl itu toh kaya the Bold and the Beautiful versi ABG. So anyways, we've watched every episode for hundreds of times (literally, yeah, since our daily routine at work only includes sitting for hours and watching movies with our laptops) dan semakin sering kita nonton, semakin banyak adegan yang sengaja kita fast-forward sehingga satu-satunya hal yang kita pantengin adalah:
Blair Waldorf.

*sigh* Look at Blair. We're so in love with all her clothes. she often wears capes, ponchos, colored stockings, ribbons, and other stuff we just adore.
Don't get the wrong idea though. Loving Blair Waldorf does NOT mean loving Leighton Meester as well. Seriously, that girl claimed that she loved dressing up, but everytime she shows up at every red carpet event, she'd look nothing like Blair Waldorf. Ini aja si Leighton udah mendingan dengan rambut berwarna gelapnya. If u see her in her old movies, u'd see her being a blonde. Yuck. Thankfully she's now gone brunette and gorgeous.
Until they started shooting summer episodes.

Rambut lepek! muka pucat! atasan jelek! celana oranye gonjreng!

Just because...

i'm having Euro Cup withdrawal so enjoy...

SEPARATED AT BIRTH

Top: soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo. Bottom: Hellboy

RIP Edward

For those of you who have read Twilight, we assume that you have an idea of who would best play Edward Cullen in the movie. (Note: ours is GASPARD ULLIEL, that oh-so-gorgeous French actor who played Hannibal in Hannibal Rising. Yeah, he's hot, isn't he..)
Sadly, the producer somehow had a different idea and decided to cast that thingy from God-knows-where.
If we hadn't read the novel, after seeing this magazine cover we would think that the movie is based on a Harlequin novel.

poor baby

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie welcomed healthy twins on Saturday night at Fondation Lenval hospital in Nice, France–a boy named Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt and a girl named Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt.

Vivienne is the French form of Vivian, which reflects her place of birth. Her middle name was chosen as a nod to her late grandmother, Marcheline Bertrand (Angelina’s mother who lost a battle with ovarian cancer). Knox was the middle name of Brad’s maternal grandfather (His mom was James Etta Hillhouse, her father was Hal Knox Hillhouse). Leon is the name of Angelina’s great-great grandfather. (Sumber: justjared.com)

Ok, we get it, Jolie and Pitt selalu menginginkan nama paling keren buat anak-anak mereka (remember Maddox Chivan? Pax Thien? God knows where they got the names from), but this time, ketika kita mendengar nama "Knox", we couldn't help thinking about that old joke ( dengan sedikit modifikasi, secara hari gini anak kecil kan udah pinter).

The (imaginary) conversation between the kids would go like this.

Kid #1: KNOX KNOX!!

Kid #2: Who' there?!!

Kid #1: Orange.

Kid#2: Orange who??! *giggles*

Kid #1: Orange u ashamed of your own name? *LMAO* (FYI: LMAO stands for Laughing MY Ass off. Kita juga baru ngegoogle itu kok)