Ripped Tights

Hold on one second people, is this a new trend that we Bitchtalker didn’t know about?

We feel extremely insulted.

This is the new "recession" to die for look that everyone will be wearing because they're broke and can't afford decent clothes.

It's perfect.

Perfectly hideous.

Look at slutty Miley and Shenae-whats her face Grimes, of course, for we are to think about fashion guru we would instantly think of these munchkins.

They supporting the kind of 80’s grunge/hipster look, whereas everybody think they are being hugely unique and individual but yet they just share the same bad taste on clothing..

what's up with the trashy-looking trend we saw nowadays ??

... it's a sad trend, it's a sad world we're living!!!
apparently not everyone check Sartorialist for their fashion preference.

Not again!

Girl,...we know you ugly and all but just when we think you couldn't possibly get any uglier and trashier, you keep proving us wrong, time and time, and time, and time again, damn, good job Miley!!

Sweetie VS Yucky

Dakota Fanning is a cheerleader for her LA-area school, Campbell Hall. Here she is at a game this past weekend.

We used to loathe her for being too mature beyond her years, but oh well, sometimes even we BitchTalkers have to admit that the girl looks really good these days. She should tap herself on the shoulder too, for going through puberty gracefully. Girlfriend got skills. Unlike that useless skank Miley Cyrus. She couldn't even behave well for a minute. Her she is, licking her lips as she cheers on model beau Justin Godknowswho walking the runway at Christian Audigier’s American Lord fashion show on Wednesday in Culver City, Calif. And judging by the picture, her mom is hollering "Cheers from the skanks!"

Getting Uglier, Aren't We

Hannah Montana loser Miley Cyrus grabs a juice drink at Robek’s on the way to a music studio in Burbank, Calif. on Monday.








Isn't cute how she makes the V-sign her signature pose? She keeps reminding us how she rates her own fashion sense on scale 1 to 10.

Seriously, who the hell does she think she is, Selena Gomez?? Naah!!!

Apparently Miley "the chipmunk teeth" Cyrus is determined to drive us crazieeh by continuing to pose and take pictures at any given time and place.

here she is posing with pride in a very najis looking tee.
gyaaah...you can tell how "kampungan" she is by the shirt she chooses to try on.





Super heroes. reaallyh??
We bet that it's why all the Super Heroes decided to keep their identities as secretly as possible.
oh Miley honey the only superhero you're gonna kiss are the one in your frikkin dream!! Even if there is a superhero that may let himself be kissed by you, it is Hellboy.

P.S Stop terrorizing us!!
you're so fuckin ugleehh.

Different Ideas of Smiling

We understand you're all getting sick of us posting all about Selena and Chipmunk Teeth and we apologize, but really, Chipmunk Teeth brings out the best bitchy remarks in us.

Respecting Their Origins

Eek!! Doesn't she look gorrrgeous?















Selena Gomez arrives at the 2008 ALMA Awards at the Pasadena Civic Auditorium on Friday in Pasadena, Calif.

The 15 year-old Wizard of Waverly Place star wore a Grecian-inspired one-shoulder gown by Marchesa.

In the meantime...

Miley Cyrus goes on a family biking ride with her mom Tish, younger brother Braison and li'l sis Noah in Toluca Lake, Calif., on Sunday.


Isn't it sweet? At last they succeeded in proving that they're definitely not competing against each other. Selena goes to fancy parties, Miley doesn't get an invite and goes on a boring family thingy instead. Selena wears a gown inspired by Grecian goddess, whereas Miley wears pigtails inspired by... pigs.

Miley with Adam. We're Officially Losing It. :(

Word on the street is that Miley Cyrus is going out with Step Up 2's Adam Sevani.

The two were snapped riding their bikes around Miley's LA-area home earlier in the month.

An insider tells Us Weekly, "It's the early stages of dating. She is a little boy-crazy over him."

WHAT THE EFF is our beloved boyfriend doing with a chipmunk???!!!!! Hasn't he had enough after losing the dance battle at the Teen Choice Award because of those pathetic little tuyuls who screamed louder for the Chipmunk? We'd only wish cutie Adam could free himself from the jampi-jampi she put on him and run for his life before he also slowly turns into a chipmunk. It's not that we think the news is all fake, tho. We're sure she's boy-crazy, we mean, she IS a boy, and she IS crazy.

Miley Hates the Fact that She Reminds People of a Chipmunk

Regarding the catfight that's been going on between Selena-Demi and the yucky-faced Mandy-Miley, we decided to do as much as we can to show our support for the soon-to-pose-nude-and-would-still-look-good-doing-it Selena Gomez by posting this link to her and Demi's Youtube video. We originally intended to pick a combined version of the two pairs' videos, but we got tired of puking everytime we heard Miley the Chipmunk's voice.

Watch the gorgeous Selena here.

Again, let's root for Selena Gomez! She's the only teen who looks good on the cover of a magazine.




Whereas Miley had done HER cover shoot and looked like an ass.




Are we sensing a deja vu? Do you also think that we've seen someone who looks ill just like her? We mean, this might be a picture she sent when auditioning for a role in a movie about, ahem, vampires.

Too bad for her, that part had already been taken by another pale-skinned loser.