WE DON'T DISCRIMINATE, WE HATE EVERYTHING.


25.7.09

I'm Bad, I'm Bad, You Know It

Mounting a full-on comeback following his career-killing domestic abuse of Rihanna, Chris Brown was spotted hitting up a Hollywood recording studio yesterday (July 22).

The “No Air” hitmaker looked preoccupied as he stepped out of his car, chatting away incessantly on his BlackBerry and trying to avoid the paparazzi.

The person on the other line of the phone might be his new girlfriend whom he met back in his anger management class. Naomi Campbell, wethinks.


We Miss Her Idiotic Remarks



Megan Fox says that she is almost always friends with guys.

“I actually only had one female friend growing up,” said Fox, who was busy screening her new movie “Jennifer’s Body” at Comic-Con on July 23.

“Most of my friends were boys. I was such a tomboy. I always enjoyed doing guy things. So I really didn’t get along with the girls in that aspect,” she adds.

The 23-year-old also finally cleaned up the rumors about turning down a role in the next James Bond film.

“The report about Megan Fox turning down a Bond movie is completely not true,” her rep said. “There have been no discussions nor any offers. Megan is a fan of the Bond movies.

Nice try, Megan. How about admitting that you were actually born a guy, huh? After all, rumors about it have been all over the Internet for quite some time. That's why you stick with that Beverly Hills 90210 has-been Brian Austin Green, because he's the only one who accepts your dark past whereas other guys jumped out the window after seeing your "fox", if you know what we mean. *wink wink*

And how can there be any discussion about offering her a role in a Bond movie? Bond movies require REAL women with perfect bodies, you know, flawless. Have you readers payed any attention to her fingers? Now take a close look at her thumb.

We hear that it's called a clubbed thumb. Whatever. In BitchTalker's world, we call it spatula.

You wanna know who else is also a tranny?

Fergie

Grab the crotch, honey. Grab it like it's hot.

P.S: Please tell us Megan Fox was really a man. Women can't possibly look THAT good! ='(

23.7.09

Barton's Getting Well. Yaay!

While still currently in the psychiatric ward, Mischa Barton's publicist released a statement this morning about her condition.


Her people are saying that she is "still seeking treatment but making improvements."

Her rep and the CW also confirm that she will be back to work next week for the beginning of production on her show Ashton Kutcher-produced show about models, The Beautiful People.

Get well soon, Mischa! Pleeeeeease come back to work immediately for the show! Keep the show going with it's good looking cast and fab fashion style, since we no longer have high hopes for the upcoming season of Gossip Girl after looking at these pics.

Gone are the gorgeous and sophisticated clothes worn by Blair Waldorf. Seems like the wardrobe for the next season of GG will be sponsored by Adidas.












And on another set, Leighton can be seen wearing some dress made from aluminium foil with oil spilled from some tanker.


Boo Hoo, I'm So Depressed, Gimme More Chocolate!!

Recently single Jessica Simpson is said to be "depressed" since her break up with Tony Romo.

And while her friends and family have been encouraging Simpson to go out and have fun, sources say that the singer "feels she's being judged by the world and opts to hide out at home."

But can she REALLY feel safe in her house? BitchTalkers think her friends and fam encourage her to go out because they themselves can't avoid talking about the elephant in the room.

No pun intended. There's a HUGE elephant in the room!

It's such an unhealthy thing to stay at home all day, Jessica dear, don't you think it's better to catch up on the things you haven't done lately, like, say, WORK OUT? Don't you remember that Tony's coach says he should not operate heavy machineries?

Whatshername Joins the Whatever


Former Clueless actress Alicia Silverstone joined the cast of the Broadway play Time Stands Still.

Per Variety, the play is about the right to personal happiness in a world of suffering. Laura Linney, 45, plays a photojournalist struggling to readjust to domestic life in New York after she and her foreign correspondent partner return from a war zone. Alicia, 32, will play the seemingly superficial girlfriend of the couple’s magazine writer friend.

The hasbeens always end up on Broadway, don't they? And why the heck does she look like Kristen drunken-face Stewart in this pic? Does planet Earth need two of those zombie-looking creatures? *shivers*

15.7.09

Whatcha lookin' at, Whit?



Whitney Houston unveiled the album cover for her new album, I Look To You, out September 1.




Wethinks the album title is a bit ironic. We suppose since it's titled "I Look to You" so it must mean that Whitney's picture there shows that she's looking AT us.

But IS she looking at us?

We find at least one of her eyes is. But how 'bout the other one?

She MIGHT be looking at us, but it sorta seems that she's looking somewhere else, too...

This is where we tilt and move our heads everywhere trying to figure out where she's actually looking. But it's our loss. She must be staring at some cracks waiting for her behind the camera.