Ripped Tights

Hold on one second people, is this a new trend that we Bitchtalker didn’t know about?

We feel extremely insulted.

This is the new "recession" to die for look that everyone will be wearing because they're broke and can't afford decent clothes.

It's perfect.

Perfectly hideous.

Look at slutty Miley and Shenae-whats her face Grimes, of course, for we are to think about fashion guru we would instantly think of these munchkins.

They supporting the kind of 80’s grunge/hipster look, whereas everybody think they are being hugely unique and individual but yet they just share the same bad taste on clothing..

what's up with the trashy-looking trend we saw nowadays ??

... it's a sad trend, it's a sad world we're living!!!
apparently not everyone check Sartorialist for their fashion preference.

Johnny Depp is (finally) Getting Married (shocking)

After 10 years together with his long time girlfriend Vanessa Paradis and have two children Lily-Rose, nine and Jack, six, this twisted couple finally decided to tied the knot in April 2009. There absolutly No (yet) official confirmation about this rumor, but our fabulous bichtalker team recently found out why the couple not married in the first place even tho their so "crazy-in love" with each other.

Depp has always said the reason he and Paradis hadn't married is because he loves her last name.
“It would be a shame to ruin her last name! It's so perfect -- Vanessa Paradis. So beautiful. It would be such a drag to stick her with Paradis-Depp. It's like a flat note!” Depp told MTV UK.

Johnny Depp was like bla...bla...bla...yeah right,...like that was the real reason why they didn't get married. So...while writing this post we"bitchtalker" wondering what the hell is change?
It's Johnny suddenly realizing that her last name wasn't all that spectacular??huh??anyone??

or it is because of this

... VS this

Johnny Depp keep lookin hotter and hotter every year while she looking sickenly thinner, thinner and thinner almost like he (Depp) sucks all her meat and blood to work on his fine muscle...hehe ;p

the conversation between Johnny (J) and Vannessa (V) will go like this

V : We need to get married bientôt, chéri!

J : ...but mon chéri, J'adore your last name...(rolling eyes and thinking i don't want to get married...i don't want to get married)

V : quoi?? excuses...excuses...excuses, who the hell cares about my last name and frankly who the hell cares about me, the only people out there cares about it's you and your fine ass.

J : (* looking smug and mutters* that's right biaaatch)...chéri don't worry people do care about you (they care about what the hell am i still doing with you) i'm sure they all remember you in that movie...you know the one about something, and stuff, and there's a girl and a guy,..stuff and something like that...love...anyway be patient we don't have to rush all the wedding things.

V : rushing...helooo we only been together for like 10 years...

J : but...but...

V : I see what you are doing,...you just don't want us to get married didn't you...

J : Not saying anything...but looking so damn relieved

V : Fine we don't have to get married, but give me back my blood that you've been sucking for all those year to keep you young, stong, fresh and healthy, i don't want to keep looking like an old skeleton that you've been hiding on the back of your closet.

J : Whats my option??

and he obeyed (to get tied down)

-end of the story-

P.S Also, you can use this conversation as the imaginary conversation between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt (Jolie get Johnny Depp lines whilst Brad Pitt get Vanessa's...except the line about the movie things, you know 'cause Brad is still famous, and let's face it, all Angelina Jolie movie besides Girl Interrupted is actually a crap, anyway...you get the point!!)




P.P.S Okaaay that was kind of twisted. Don't mind us, we just green with envy.

Dahsyat..mak...

Highly recommended

For our loyal Bitchtalker reader who is looking for a good time bitching about life in general, we totally recommended you guys to watch program TV called Dahsyat on RCTI every freakin day from 9 to 11 A.M.

Since we’re 21 something unambitious, no career, with no plans for the future what so ever lazy bitches on the quest to finish our skripsi this means holiday alias nganggur everyday.

With nothing to do with our life, what seems better than flippin through channels (trust me it’s not that much of a channel) and watch our sucky local television program, suddenly we stumble upon this what seems to be life changing television program called Dahsyat and ever since that first encounter, how do we say this delicately…we’re hooked!! Seriously if you guys haven’t watch it please, go ahead take a little peak, guaranteed it’s an addiction, you can’t deny it (haluu G, yes I’m talking to you :P). We don’t even have to set the alarm anymore to catch it (please bitches 9 A.M it’s early, don’t be so judgmental), as we’re saying we don’t need an alarm anymore cause we’re automatically wake up every time the show it’s about to begin (and fall back again to sleep near the end of the show).

After being an avid watcher for quite sometime now, we finally can figure out what the main attraction of the show that capture both our eyes and our heart:

Luna Maya is one of the Dahsyat presenter, Luna Maya used to be hot, we used to think that she is hot, after watching that show we still can’t believe that the same Luna Maya we love and adore, well we’re always know that she is stoopid but at least all she did back then it’s just to shut up, smile and look pretty, but on this show….wow…get ready for the whole new Luna Maya, the other side that you don’t even know existed, the other side that will do her muuuuch better if that side doesn’t existed . I mean come on don’t she have a manager, an image maker or someone sane to try to talk her out acting crazy like that… we’ve seen her on Extravaganza, it was okaaay (okay it’s not okaaay, it’s lame) but on Dahsyat…she is too crazy…not crazy funny but crazy crazy like who the hell let that chick out of mental hospital crazy (we’re probably over reacted) anyway…we keep waiting, waiting and waiting (this mean we have to religiously watch the show everyday) is this some kind of a sick joke, come on Luna Maya can be that pukingly kampungan, but nope as the day goes by, we don’t see any sign of hot old Luna Maya all that left was there is Luna Maya the aspired dangdut singer with her ‘famous’ goyang geol move, who like piggy back ride…and have an unhealthy obsession over Peterpan vocalist, which is in our opinion more awesome then the hot old, shut up and look pretty Luna Maya.

The two other tuyuls Olga and Rafi Ahmad that hosting the show with Luna Maya ain't so bad either, their tackiness almost unbearable to watch, but lucky for us Bitchtalker the more (kampungan) the merrier ;p

Honest to blog we’re not making this up, it’s true go ahead and watch Dahsyat, fantastic show ever…fabulous!!

P.S Someone (you know who you are) must be strongly disagree with the whole Dahsyat watching things…huahahaha…I just had to wrote “WE” I don’t want you to feel left out darling.

Peace out :P

Gossip Mom, Anyone?

Oh, for God's sake.

Gossip Girl's Lily and Rufus spinoff is set.

According to a report, the new pilot will be based on “a teenage version of Lily van der Woodsen, played by Kelly Rutherford in Los Angeles.” And the best part - it will take place in the 1980s!

A statement from Warner Bros tells, “Used to being a ‘have,’ attending a wealthy Montecito boarding school and living the high life, Lily is now forced into being a ‘have not,’ living deep in the Valley she once made fun of, and going to public school. Caught between two worlds, Lily dives into the fast-paced Sunset Strip and the Hollywood lifestyle of the ‘80s, journeying over the hill to a world of wealth and excess that used to be her own.”

Okay. Deep breaths. Deep breaths. BitchTalkers have finally managed to stay calm and decided to join the festivities, for we are known as the best imaginary scriptwriters ever. So come on readers, help BitchTalkers as we imagine every detail of how the spinoff will be. Let's start with the characters and their clothing style.

This is Lily

and this is Lincoln Hawk

And here's how the conversation between them will sound like (complete with 80's slangs. BitchTalkers have done their research.).

Lily: My mother told me to stay away from airheads like you.

Rufus: Yeah? you think I would want some bimbette like you? Altho I must admit you are pretty bodacious.

Lily: First of all, thank you. Second of all, get off my face, you scumbag!

Rufus: Skank!

Lily: Stud!

Rufus: Excuse me? Did you say, "stud"?

Lily: Oh, gag me with a spoon. I'm in deep shit.

Rufus: Hey, chill. I think it's awesome. Let's do the nasty.

Lily: I'm stoked!

(And that's how they got their baby.)

Go, Balls, Go!

Here's Kim Kardashian going to the 3rd Street Dance Studio last night in West Hollywood to film scenes for her new workout video.

A workout video, yes, of course! Because if we talk about great bodies, we will instantly think of Kim K! BitchTalkers have already imagined how her video would look like. "OK, u guys! Today's workout will start with the basic sitting. Get your exercise balls ready. I happen to have two of them already planted back here."

Now I See You, Now I Don't

Jonathan Rhys Meyers hits up Showtime’s 2009 Winter TCA Party on Wednesday (January 14) at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood.

The 31-year-old Irish actor plays Henry VIII on Showtime’s The Tudors, which kicks off its third season kicks on Sunday, April 15.

Finally he manages to have a normal look on his face. We BitchTalkers aren't so sure of what happened, but we're almost certain he used to be friends with Deddy Corbuzier or some other magician and learnt some of their hypnotizing tricks, so he started to strike his own "signature pose" back then.

Brrr, It's Cold in Here

Doing their best to stay warm, Leighton Meester and Jessica Szohr reacted to the freezing New York City weather by clasping their hands together and cozying up on the “Gossip Girl” set on January 14.

The two young actresses were just getting ready to start filming after having their make-up done in their trailers, joining Penn Badgley and Blake Lively for the day’s filming.

Looking a bit chubby, Leighton. Is she on the set of Shallow Hal: the Sequel or somethin'?

Hate to Announce This, But...

Prison Break is cancelled, y'all!

Fox announced Tuesday that the current season of the show, which has been airing on the network for four years, will be its last. Entertainment Weekly columnist Michael Aussiello reported on Tuesday.

"Prison Break had a hell of a run but it's at the end of its run," Fox entertainment president Kevin Reilly said at the Television Critics Association winter press tour in L.A. "We'll put that one in the win column."

Somewhere, our beloved BitchTalker R is about to jump off a bridge.

Fashion Files

Trend Alert on what NOT to wear!!

The chick in the picture is Shenae Grimes. You guys must be thinking WTF, who the hell or what the hell is this ugly thing. Is this thing even famous? Oh yeah she's famous, at least she think she is.
We don’t particularly care about her nor do we care about their horrendous attempt to remake the greatest show ever Beverly Hills 90210 by creating The New 90210 (seriously big mistake, where do they find these people, I swear to you everybody looks like rats, tonggos semua aja gituuu) not to mention the so very Ram Punjabi acting coach and Dynasty plotline…we’re sooo beyond over it.
But we do care when these ugly thing showed up places and looking like disgusting hobo and give her most genuinely fake smile thinking that she is something important, that all the paparazzi following her around, all the guys falls over her feet and all the girls thinking how awesome her fashion style is, how very unique she is…and bla...bla...bla...for god sake thingy…you only had one show that nobody even cares about.
Beside i'm sure all the paps only take your picture to set a standard for other fashion disaster in the making, their messege is YOU DON”T WANNA BE THIS LOW!!

Golden Globe Thingy

Chris Pine (in Burberry) and Zachary Quinto invade the 2009 Gloden Globe Award, and then attend the HBO after party held at Circa 55 Restaurant, Poolside at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on Sunday (January 11).

Together, Pine and Quinto presented Anna Paquin with her Best Actress-Drama award for her role as the vampire-loving Sookie Stackhouse in HBO’s True Blood. (JustJared)

We don't care about these guys, it's just that they pose like a gay couple.