Heather Locklear's Mugshot Revealed

Here is Heather Locklear's mug shot!

The 47-year-old actress was arrested Saturday night in Santa Barbara for “driving erratically” upon leaving a parking lot.

According to The Associated Press, Heather was booked on suspicion of driving under the influence of prescription medication. She was later released without having to post bail.

Please note that BitchTalkers are not quite sure about the accuracy. Some say that this picture was taken on Heather's wedding day back in 1994, when she realized that she was about to marry Richie Sambora.

Oh, NOW She's a Diva.

Selena Gomez is unusually camera shy as she goes through airport security and then departs from LAX with her mother and stepfather on Saturday night.

The 16-year-old Wizards of Waverly Place listened to her iPod while she rushed through the airport and tried to avoid photographers as much as possible.

Yeees, she must be pretty shy (and embarassed, exactly) after hearing news of her lame movie Another Cinderella Story going straight to DVDs. Have you seen it? It's so effing lame we spent every second wishing the two main characters would die. No, we wish ALL of the characters would die! How sad, isn't it, that we're no longer fans of the only Hollywood chick we used to adore. But then again, we're not BitchTalkers if not bitchtalking!

Our Nightmare Has Come True

Our beloved bitchtalking fans, that's miss cempreng Rachel Bilson promoting the launch of her new collection ‘Edie Rose’ at the Macy’s in Aventura Mall on Sunday in Aventura, Florida.

“I want people to see these clothes for what they are, not just another line designed by another celebrity,” The 26-year-old Jumper star said. “I want the line to be taken seriously.”

Well dearest, just because you don't want your clothes to be just another line designed by another celebrity, doesn't mean yours have too look like a tribute to Charlie Chaplin.

Love Story of a Skank and a Hasbeen

Got this *cough* "important" news from perezhilton.com.
Donnie Wahlberg may not yet be a New Kid Divorcé On The Block - as he awaits the completion of his August divorce from wife of nine years Kim Fhey - but that hasn't stopped him from getting cozy with skankalicious girl band member Aubrey O'Day of manufactured Danity Kane fame.
In a steamy interview with Complex magazine, Aubrey discusses her penchant for porn, her pal Jenna Jameson, kinky sex, the type of men she digs, and denies getting close to Making the Band teacher and ring leader P. Diddy.

Aubrey told the mag, "I like dating guys who don’t take themselves too seriously,” she said. “Who can make me laugh. Who are very smart. There are so many gorgeous men that come into my life, but they’re just very stupid and I can’t do it.”

We have something in common here. We sure love guys who don't take themselves seriously. At least we love SEEING them not taking themselves seriously, u know, like joining this ancient boyband who still call themselves New KIDS on the Block, singing about meeting some crazy stupid chicks in summertime and asking for their phone numbers and stuff. Surely they make US laugh, so hard that we often fart several times and make some people around us faint for several minutes.

Gossip Girl Season 2: Yuck and Even More Yucks

So sad to see season 2 of Gossip Girl is becoming more like a soap opera. Just when we were finished going to the bathroom to puke after seeing Nate Archibald doing it with a 100 year-old chick, we had to see a picture of him making out with little (bitch) Jenny Humphrey!

Wanna know something interesting? We found this footage of Gossip Girl doing an interview at Paley Fest some time ago. If you just stop drooling over Ed Westwick and his sexy British accent in this vid, you will notice that the interviewer asks Chace about "Jenny and Nate". Chace responds with "Age difference, man, I dunno."

Gossip Girl at Paley

In the blink of an eye, Nathaniel suddenly has sex with a much older woman, AND now we know that he'll be doing something nasty with a much younger girl. DOUBLE YUCK! It's like having to hear Britney's song, and realizing that Heidi Montag is in it too, doing a duet. What...? IT'S ALREADY HAPPENED? *Jumping off a cliff*

More about the interview here. Click on it, it's really interesting. Our libido rises back after seeing pics of Chace and Ed. Together. Ahhh...

So Proud of You, Gisele

Gisele Bundchen has one leg up on her jeans as she shops at Boutique Ludivine in New York City’s West Village on Friday.












Watch and learn, girls. Gisele's the only chick who can pull off this weird look, so if you want to have fun with your jeans, learn from HER! Never, EVER, try to copy Katie Holmes's way of rolling up her hubby's jeans. It would only add more proof that your man is four feet tall.

Baby Check-Up

Ashlee Simpson was spotted out and about in Century City, California paying a visit to her doctor at the Century City Medical Plaza.

Following her successful check-up, Simpson headed over to see her husband Pete Wentz, aka “Vlad the Baker,” as he passed out promo t-shirts as well as cupcakes and doughnuts.

Speaking of the baby, Wentz recently denied rumors of twins, and also revealed that they’re expecting a boy. “We know with 90 per cent accuracy that it’s a boy, and our due date is around Thanksgiving.”

BitchTalkers are way ahead of them. We know with 1000 per cent accuracy that whether the baby is a boy or a girl, the creature will inherit the mother's chin and the father's hairstyle and love for dark eye make-ups, and will look like this.

Rumer Willis

Gossip Girl Updates

Gossip Girl star Blake Lively celebrated her 21st birthday with a flapper-themed party at the New York Palace Hotel in NYC on Sept. 6.

“I love to plan parties,” Blake tells Life & Style. “That would be my career if I weren’t an actress.”

Blake’s high school friends and family were among the crowd, along with Gossip Girl co-stars Chace Crawford, Leighton Meester, Jessica Szohr, Ed Westwick, Connor Paolo and Michelle Trachtenberg. And of course, her boyfriend (and co-star) Penn Badgley was there too. James Franco was also on hand, and crooner Michael Bublé even sang “Happy Birthday” to Blake.

There's always a first time for everything, and this is our first time NOT being able to mock anything. Heck, we're even green with envy. The party, the cake, and the cast are gorrrgeous!

But we're not BitchTalkers if not bitchtalking!

Here's what we found in the upcoming episode of Gossip Girl.

Hate to break it to you, but your eyes aren't fooling ya.

That's Chace Crawford aka Nate Archibald shooting a kissing scene with miss cungkring Taylor Momsen aka Jenny Humphrey!

*sigh* The storyline begins to sound more and more like porn.

Yikes!

Bitchtalking people whom we love, please excuse us for being in complete denial. Let's take some moment to look at this picture and tell us what you think.



Crazy people out there post this pic and try to fool us by saying that the guy in the pic is Channing Tatum. Nuh-uh! We know our Channing and we're totally sure that the mas-mas is NOT him. They're idiots! Can't they see it's Alec Baldwin?! How much did he pay these morons to pretend to have confused him with the hunky young actor?

Moreover, this guy is also NOT Channing!


Blech. We don't know who this is, but we're guessing it might be some trucker named Bubba vacationing somewhere nice with some chick. Perhaps a little peek at her will make us less clueless.


This might be Michelle Rodriguez. Okay, it COULD be Jenna Dewan, for we don't have to deny the fact that they're both ugly. So either Alec Baldwin hooks up with Michelle Rodriguez, or Jenna Dewan is two-timing Channing with Alec Baldwin, or Michelle Rodriguez hooks up with Bubba, or... We're officially lost.

Our Very First Sinetron Review: MUSLIMAH

Do you know what Keanu Reeves and Okan Cornelius have in common?
They both look better with their mouths shut.

Our dearly beloved BitchTalking people, what better way to break our fast than to pig out and watch some hilarious comedy on TV? That's when Muslimah comes in handy. We accidentally found this brilliant sinetron playing on Indosiar everyday at 6 PM and we've been hardcore fans ever since. We give you three main reasons why you should watch it.

• Where else can we see superslut-with-kampungan-face Titi Kamal donning Hijab?
• For those of you who didn't see Okan Cornelius act on Hantu Aborsi, this is a perfect chance to catch up. See how Okan defines "angry".
  
• If you don't follow this sinetron from the first episode, do NOT worry, you don't miss a single thing. Heck, you'll NEVER miss anything. Since when do we watch a sinetron randomly and do NOT understand what it's about?

If you're not even convinced yet (oh, COME on!), watch it yourself. Episode 3 is our favourite by far. Best moment starts from 4.09. WATCH IT HERE!

Err...

Jessica Alba is quite literally silenced–with gags and masks stifling her voice as a citizen– in this new campaign entitled “Only You Can Silence yourself.” This is all part of Declare Yourself, the national nonpartisan, nonprofit youth voter initiative aimed at energizing young adults to register and vote in the 2008 election.

Alba said, “If you don’t register and vote and make a difference, and hopefully change the bad things that are happening in our country, you are essentially just binding and muzzling yourself.”

What's with the pose? Geez, Alba, it's not like it's going to be on the cover of Vanity Fair or sumthn'.

Gimme Gimme More of Brit-Brit

(Taken from perezhilton.com)

PerezHilton.com just spoke to Britney Spears' manager, Larry Rudolph, and he tells us exclusively that the former and (hopeful) once-again Princess of Pop is NOT performing at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday.

She is 100% not performing, Larry assured us, but she will be attending and opening the show.

Rudolph has repeatedly stated recently that Spears was NOT performing, a statement echoed closely by the reps at MTV.

So, what to make of that footage that leaked on Friday that showed Britney rehearsing to a new song of her with some dancers???

"She was not rehearsing for the VMAs," Rudolph tells us. "It was just her going into the studio with some dancer friends and having fun. It's a regular occurrence now. I see that every day."

Uh-uh, Rudolph better NOT mess with us. What BitchTalkers want, BitchTalkers get. And we demand Britney to perform! That footage must've been leaked by her people as a publicity stunt. We BitchTalkers even have more proof! Bitchy people whom we love, please enjoy our latest pic of Britney rehearsing with her dancer friend.

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt put on their boxing robes and battled each other at the launch party for EA Sports new Facebreaker fighthing video game.

Finally! Did they die? Did they die?

She Finally Looks Good

Leighton Meester works out fierce Fendi dress and shoes the Season 5 premiere of Entourage at the Ziegfeld Theater in New York City on Wednesday. The 22-year-old Gossip Girl cutie finished off her look with Van Cleef jewels.

Hmm... Nice choice of dress. Nice choice of jewelleries.

Great make up and hair, too.

But suddenly,

WOBBLY LEGS!

MORE WOBBLY LEGS!

God, oh God please stop torturing us with wobbly legs!

Truth Hurts

Jessica Alba is recently on the cover of Czech Esquire magazine.

There must be a reason why she chooses the Czech version. Prolly cuz Czech peeps are dumb enough to think that chicks who give birth would still look hawt! People, people, please don't deny the fact that these women will soon have flabby abs, droopy boobs, and lose their fashion sense. And if you guys out there don't like it, feel free to go out and find some pole on the street to have sex with. Stupid men, always in denial. For those of you who are brave enough to face the torturous truth, here's what Mrs. Warren actually looks like these days!


Without a care in the world, plus with the chance that she might have lost her energy to dress up after taking care of her bundle of joy, there she is at the Democratic National Convention in Denver, Colorado, on September 3rd. With such clothes (and konde), she could pass for a kindergarten teacher.

NEW ATTRACTION !

Tired of watching stupid animal shows for the gazillionth time? Sick of seeing animals do the same old tricks all over again?

No Worries!

Gelanggang Samudera now has upgraded its show for your viewing pleasure! Bring your family, relatives, all your loved ones to your most favourite animal-themed park in the world!

No more boring stuff! No hippos doing lazy things!


Gelanggang Samudra has hired professionals to train their animals.
So be prepared to see hippos doing:

POLE DANCE!!!

Brooke Hogan

Miss Meester Was Born in Jail

Gossip Girl sweetheart Leighton Meester was born in jail, Star magazine claims.

Her mother was reportedly serving a federal prison sentence in Texas when she gave birth to Leighton, now 22, was reportedly born while . Mama Meester was allowed to stay in a halfway house for the birth, but had to return to the slammer on the day Leighton turned three months. Leighton was raised by a close relative after her mom was busted for participating in a drug ring.

Also, according to the mag, Leighton’s father, grandfather and aunt all did hard time in federal prisons for drug dealing.

Leighton should have been caught and brought to jail a long time ago, by fashion police, for:

1. going blonde and thinking she looks hawt

2. standing like Hunchback of Notre Dame

3. Looking up to Alanis Morissette for hairstyle and fashion sense

4. thinking she looks good without make-up

5. thinking she can style her own hair with no help from Gossip Girl's stylist

6. going to parties disguised as Rinko Kikuchi

Not a Very Attractive Performer, Mayer

John Mayer performs in concert at the Cruzan Amphitheatre in West Palm Beach, Florida on Sunday.

The 30-year-old singer seems to have gotten over ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston pretty quickly as he reportedly got pretty friendly with a blonde cocktail waitress during one of his concerts according to People.

“We’re all drunk,” said Mayer about himself and his entourage. “Only onstage can you openly drink on your last night. I’d like to see George Bush light up a giant joint.”

Bla, bla, bla. We don't really care about the news.

MOCKING TIME!

He's either impersonating himself when drinking beer straight from the bottle or he's possessed by Tweety Bird.

Lacur on Watch

Here is some leaked picture of Gossip Girl star Taylor "Jenny Humprey" Momsen celebrating her 15th birthday.

They say a picture worth a thousand word, how 'bout a thousand pictures!!

normally we would comment and express our thought about this thing, but right now it will be best for us to just sit pretty, shut the hell up, and let you guys be the judges!!

Just some random observation …

Lil Ty smooching up with some dude...

It’s that you Nick Jonas?? (gosh what would Selena and Miley think??)

after that she's letting some fat chick/dude squeeze her

but then she makes up for her mistakes and kissed a girl (point for that)

At least if you’re gonna do it the lacur way, do it with a little class.

Pearls, laces and bustier for starting, very burlesque-ish just the way we’re the Bitchtalker like it.

Unlike some ugly people (yes you know what we’re talking about) Miley the yucky Cyrus

Just so you know Taylor, we're the Bitchtalker are so frikiin proud of you.
Lost for words, tears streaming down on our faces!!
Way to go digging up your inner lacur slu...ehem Taylor!!

Now little jenny can smugly say to chuck’s face that she's been there and done that!!