Seriously, Dude...

Surprise, surprise.
Matthew McConaughey's new movie Surfer, Dude is going straight to DVDs.

The story's about a soul-searching surfer who is experiencing an existential crisis.

A dude who surfs?? What is this, his reality show??

Oh, What a Creepy World

It's winter season but somehow we found many shots of celebrities hanging around in their bikinis. Here's a shot of former supermodel Stephanie Seymour playing with her daughter Lilly on Flamands Beach in St. Barts, France.

The hot mama inspired us to have some fun so we BitchTalkers hit the beach early this day. But suddenly we saw something lurking in the water, with color so blinding it nearly poked us straight in the eyes. We saw a trout pout and guessed that it might be a fish of some kind but then we saw that it wore a bikini. A fish? In a bikini?

NOOO!!! IT'S DONATELLA VERSACE !!

We ran and ran, trying damn hard to get the hell away from the ugly creature, but when we finally got to the shore, we smelled something so stinky and saw dead fish washing up on the shore. We were so afraid to turn around to see what caused all this, but alas, we finally did.








GAAARHH!! IT'S AMY WINEHOUSE !!!

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow (Thank GOD!)

Robert Pattinson is so into his character Edward Cullen so much that he thinks he's a vampire and doesn't have to wash his hair for four straight years because hey, vampires don't eat, so they may as well don't have to shower, do they? But realizing that fleas have started to build a kingdom in his hair, he finally decides to chop it all off.

The “Twilight” drunken face was spotted showing off his short cut at Heathrow International Airport in London, England earlier today (December 22).

It's been said that his hair was already sold to someone with an equally disgusting taste of hairstyle. He quickly asked for a hair transplant, and fleas all over the kingdom were finally happy again.




Pete Wentz