Invation of Yetis

We don't know why...but apparently the yetis are "in" this season!!

at least that's what Sarah Jessica Parker and Juliette Lewis thought.

evidence 1



evidence 2



and looks like Rachel Bilson sort of agree with them.
but Rachel wasn't all that sure, so instead of doing it Yeti all the way a la Jessica Alba, she tone it down a little with this yeti's inspiration dress.



either way she put it, it still looks like Yeti.

So for you guys the fashion victim, headed down to the nearest wood to get yourself a perfect shiny new Yeti's fur.

With Love

"BitchTalker"

Thank You Lord

Remember This



I'm sure you're not!!
Cause why the hell on earth would you remember some random trucker dude named Bubba vacationing in Hawaii .
Which is why this next picture had nothing to do with that random trucker thingy,
cause this hot stuff is Channing Tatum strike a few poses for Vanity Fair.

More Yetis

Is there a forest fire happening again in California? Because some of the yetis have managed to escaped and now can be seen wandering around freely in la la land. Some have even managed to travel even farther to New York.





That chick who thinks she's so lucky to have a cute boyfriend that she decides to take him again even after he abused her and threatened to kill her, Rihanna, keeps warm in a furry wrap while dining at New York’s West Village hot spot, Italian restaurant Da Silvano, on Saturday (March 14).

Or perhaps this is her way of preventing future attacks from her lover, you see, by covering herself with big punching bags. Geez, don't be so pathetic, girlfriend. You just gotta learn how not to commit more fashion -and boyfriend- faux pas.

Ay Dios Miu Miu!

Jessica Alba keeps warm in a feathered top over her brown dress at the Miu Miu Fashion Show during the 2009 Paris Fashion Week on Thursday (March 12).

This is what BitchTalkers have been worried about when hot chicks produce children. They feel their bodies get fatter than ever and that's when they start wearing dark colors from head to toe. And who does Jessica look up to for inspiration? Yeti.

Ripped Tights

Hold on one second people, is this a new trend that we Bitchtalker didn’t know about?

We feel extremely insulted.

This is the new "recession" to die for look that everyone will be wearing because they're broke and can't afford decent clothes.

It's perfect.

Perfectly hideous.

Look at slutty Miley and Shenae-whats her face Grimes, of course, for we are to think about fashion guru we would instantly think of these munchkins.

They supporting the kind of 80’s grunge/hipster look, whereas everybody think they are being hugely unique and individual but yet they just share the same bad taste on clothing..

what's up with the trashy-looking trend we saw nowadays ??

... it's a sad trend, it's a sad world we're living!!!
apparently not everyone check Sartorialist for their fashion preference.

Johnny Depp is (finally) Getting Married (shocking)

After 10 years together with his long time girlfriend Vanessa Paradis and have two children Lily-Rose, nine and Jack, six, this twisted couple finally decided to tied the knot in April 2009. There absolutly No (yet) official confirmation about this rumor, but our fabulous bichtalker team recently found out why the couple not married in the first place even tho their so "crazy-in love" with each other.

Depp has always said the reason he and Paradis hadn't married is because he loves her last name.
“It would be a shame to ruin her last name! It's so perfect -- Vanessa Paradis. So beautiful. It would be such a drag to stick her with Paradis-Depp. It's like a flat note!” Depp told MTV UK.

Johnny Depp was like bla...bla...bla...yeah right,...like that was the real reason why they didn't get married. So...while writing this post we"bitchtalker" wondering what the hell is change?
It's Johnny suddenly realizing that her last name wasn't all that spectacular??huh??anyone??

or it is because of this

... VS this

Johnny Depp keep lookin hotter and hotter every year while she looking sickenly thinner, thinner and thinner almost like he (Depp) sucks all her meat and blood to work on his fine muscle...hehe ;p

the conversation between Johnny (J) and Vannessa (V) will go like this

V : We need to get married bientôt, chéri!

J : ...but mon chéri, J'adore your last name...(rolling eyes and thinking i don't want to get married...i don't want to get married)

V : quoi?? excuses...excuses...excuses, who the hell cares about my last name and frankly who the hell cares about me, the only people out there cares about it's you and your fine ass.

J : (* looking smug and mutters* that's right biaaatch)...chéri don't worry people do care about you (they care about what the hell am i still doing with you) i'm sure they all remember you in that movie...you know the one about something, and stuff, and there's a girl and a guy,..stuff and something like that...love...anyway be patient we don't have to rush all the wedding things.

V : rushing...helooo we only been together for like 10 years...

J : but...but...

V : I see what you are doing,...you just don't want us to get married didn't you...

J : Not saying anything...but looking so damn relieved

V : Fine we don't have to get married, but give me back my blood that you've been sucking for all those year to keep you young, stong, fresh and healthy, i don't want to keep looking like an old skeleton that you've been hiding on the back of your closet.

J : Whats my option??

and he obeyed (to get tied down)

-end of the story-

P.S Also, you can use this conversation as the imaginary conversation between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt (Jolie get Johnny Depp lines whilst Brad Pitt get Vanessa's...except the line about the movie things, you know 'cause Brad is still famous, and let's face it, all Angelina Jolie movie besides Girl Interrupted is actually a crap, anyway...you get the point!!)




P.P.S Okaaay that was kind of twisted. Don't mind us, we just green with envy.

Dahsyat..mak...

Highly recommended

For our loyal Bitchtalker reader who is looking for a good time bitching about life in general, we totally recommended you guys to watch program TV called Dahsyat on RCTI every freakin day from 9 to 11 A.M.

Since we’re 21 something unambitious, no career, with no plans for the future what so ever lazy bitches on the quest to finish our skripsi this means holiday alias nganggur everyday.

With nothing to do with our life, what seems better than flippin through channels (trust me it’s not that much of a channel) and watch our sucky local television program, suddenly we stumble upon this what seems to be life changing television program called Dahsyat and ever since that first encounter, how do we say this delicately…we’re hooked!! Seriously if you guys haven’t watch it please, go ahead take a little peak, guaranteed it’s an addiction, you can’t deny it (haluu G, yes I’m talking to you :P). We don’t even have to set the alarm anymore to catch it (please bitches 9 A.M it’s early, don’t be so judgmental), as we’re saying we don’t need an alarm anymore cause we’re automatically wake up every time the show it’s about to begin (and fall back again to sleep near the end of the show).

After being an avid watcher for quite sometime now, we finally can figure out what the main attraction of the show that capture both our eyes and our heart:

Luna Maya is one of the Dahsyat presenter, Luna Maya used to be hot, we used to think that she is hot, after watching that show we still can’t believe that the same Luna Maya we love and adore, well we’re always know that she is stoopid but at least all she did back then it’s just to shut up, smile and look pretty, but on this show….wow…get ready for the whole new Luna Maya, the other side that you don’t even know existed, the other side that will do her muuuuch better if that side doesn’t existed . I mean come on don’t she have a manager, an image maker or someone sane to try to talk her out acting crazy like that… we’ve seen her on Extravaganza, it was okaaay (okay it’s not okaaay, it’s lame) but on Dahsyat…she is too crazy…not crazy funny but crazy crazy like who the hell let that chick out of mental hospital crazy (we’re probably over reacted) anyway…we keep waiting, waiting and waiting (this mean we have to religiously watch the show everyday) is this some kind of a sick joke, come on Luna Maya can be that pukingly kampungan, but nope as the day goes by, we don’t see any sign of hot old Luna Maya all that left was there is Luna Maya the aspired dangdut singer with her ‘famous’ goyang geol move, who like piggy back ride…and have an unhealthy obsession over Peterpan vocalist, which is in our opinion more awesome then the hot old, shut up and look pretty Luna Maya.

The two other tuyuls Olga and Rafi Ahmad that hosting the show with Luna Maya ain't so bad either, their tackiness almost unbearable to watch, but lucky for us Bitchtalker the more (kampungan) the merrier ;p

Honest to blog we’re not making this up, it’s true go ahead and watch Dahsyat, fantastic show ever…fabulous!!

P.S Someone (you know who you are) must be strongly disagree with the whole Dahsyat watching things…huahahaha…I just had to wrote “WE” I don’t want you to feel left out darling.

Peace out :P