Miley with Adam. We're Officially Losing It. :(

Word on the street is that Miley Cyrus is going out with Step Up 2's Adam Sevani.

The two were snapped riding their bikes around Miley's LA-area home earlier in the month.

An insider tells Us Weekly, "It's the early stages of dating. She is a little boy-crazy over him."

WHAT THE EFF is our beloved boyfriend doing with a chipmunk???!!!!! Hasn't he had enough after losing the dance battle at the Teen Choice Award because of those pathetic little tuyuls who screamed louder for the Chipmunk? We'd only wish cutie Adam could free himself from the jampi-jampi she put on him and run for his life before he also slowly turns into a chipmunk. It's not that we think the news is all fake, tho. We're sure she's boy-crazy, we mean, she IS a boy, and she IS crazy.

After Kevin Jonas declared his love for team Demi and Selena, the gorgeous Gomez is returning the favor. She and her on-screen older brother David henrie created a YouTube video, urging people to buy The Jonas Brothers' new album, A Little Bit Longer (What's that, how they wish their penises would be?).


In the meantime, Chipmunk Teeth gets even more depressed as she fails to steal the heart of one of the Jonas Loser.. sorry, Brothers. And so she tries and tries to get his attention by taking more and more pics.

Tumben ga megang Starbucks

(This post is taken from Justjared.com.)

Here are some more tidbits from Britney Spears's exclusive interview with OK Magazine via USA Today.

Apparently Brit Brit wrote a new song about her sons, Jayden and Preston, called “My Baby”, which will be released on her new album. Here’s some quotes from the 26-year-old pop princess:

On being on the right track on life: “I’m healthy, happy and excited about the future.” (i'm fat, ugly and undersexed -Bithctalker)

On if she cooks and cleans: “I do. Usually the maid and I will cook together. [The boys] love my spaghetti… I get mad if the maid does all the housework. If she takes it all into her own hands, well, what’s for me to do? I’m a cleaning fanatic. Dusting is my favorite, and Windex-ing.” (Interpreted by BitchTalkers: "They all come in handy. I mean, whenever I get upset at the maid, I'd just strangle her with my homecooked spaghetti and clean all the evidence. See? Cleaning fanatic!")

On what she calls son Jayden: “J.J.” (Ooops mistake -Bitchtalker)

On her sons being so into cars: “[We’ve] watched the Cars movie nine million times!” (we've watched it like nine million times you see whats going on here...movie not gonna be fun without popcorn, hotdog, hamburger, pizza, coke, starbucks, so double that with nine million yuumm i'm rambling, anyway so if you people think i'm fat blame it on kiddie movie called Cars and oh yeah...those little ugly thing called sons -Bitchtalker)

On what she’s listening to these days: “I really like Rihanna. I think she’s great. And the girl Duffy. I think she’s amazing. And I like the new Madonna CD. I like Leona Lewis, too.” (those bitches have to die it's my turn to shine...ME ME ME, it's Britney bitch! -Bitchtalker)

Whatevs. Here's what piggy Brit did while taking a break at the photoshoot.

"Heh you little kacung, be useful and go get me more of these tasty cigarettes."

SEPARATED AT BIRTH

Godknowswhich of the Jonas Brothers













Ventriloquist's Dummy

Hey, We Didn't Know They Went to Indonesia!

The cast of Twilight doing promotional Twilight photo shoot in Ciater.
Mata air panas + Belerang = HoT combination (Like, literally hot)
see what's next on the schedule.

• Kebun Raya Bogor

• Ragunan

• Taman Safari... Check!!!

Busy, busy!!

Here's Miley Cyrus posing with our beloved Selena Gomez at the 2008's Teen Choice Awards. You know, there's a REASON why you pick an ugly person to be friends or to post with. So you would look PRETTIER! But there Miley is, standing so close to the hot Latina and thinking that if she grins from ear to ear than she might at least look half as pretty as the hot stuff next to her.


But Miley honey, that's not the trick u used to do! You must never EVER show your chipmunk teeth. People may confuse you for one of the Jonas Brothers (Yeah, we did say "Brothers". What, you think you look like a chick?). So let us remind you of how you define "sexy" in your poses.

Battle of Guilty Pleasures

For all of you Selena Gomez fans (what do you mean, "It's just you two"?), be prepared to see the gorgeous teen in the upcoming movie, Another Cinderella Story. Here, Selena (Disney Channel’s The Wizards of Waverly Place) is Mary, a modern Cinderella complete with dancing shoes instead of a glass slipper. Drew Seeley (High School Musical on Tour) is Joey, a Prince Charming and dreamy new-guy-in-school looking for a girl to love (Watch the trailer here).



Speaking of dancing shoes, seems like Indonesian filmmakers are very eager to keep up with the dance movie trend and find an obvious way to make sure we would watch their shitty movie, that is to cast CINTA LAURA, the girl who makes us realize that the more we hate someone, the more we want to see what he/she does. We can NOT wait to see Cinta's movie.




In the meantime, we, again, have already imagined things that would really spice up the movie industry. What if Selena Gomez starred in the same dance movie as Cinta Laura...

Cinta : Hiii!
Selena : What's that screeching sound?
Cinta : Excuse you! I'm Chincha Lhawrah, the mhost thalenthed actrrress in Indhonhesiah...
Selena : "Grrahh.. Wrraaahh"? What DID you say, girl with the lips of a squid?
Cinta : I saaiidh, I'm Chinn-chaaah Lhaaaw-rraah! Andh I'm fromh Indhonaaysiah, you knowh? Bhut it's nawt rheally the Indhonaysianh accentt, coz i spenth many years in Ghermhany, therefore bhahasa saayha cidak lancarh..
Selena : I'm scared of you. You remind me of something just as scary... eyes that are so close to each other... those big chipmunk teeth... waitaminit... it's.. GAAARGGH! MILEY CYRUS!!!!
Cinta : Nouw-whayy! *waves hand in front of Selena* I would nawt whant tcoo bhe Miley. I have MUCCHH betterh taste in ghuys. I'm dhatingh Irwhansyah, for God's sake, yiii... Isn't he drreammyyh?
Selena : I don't care about who that Ir-what-not is.
Cinta : But yoouuhh? Don't you dhate Nick Jhonhas right nouw? wakakkakakak!
Selena : ....
Cinta : Hell tcoo the yeahh! I meanh, you're just a Miley wannabheh, whereas I, am compleetlyh uniqueh! That's what makes me a successful acttress. Not dath i nheed the moneyh, though. My dhad's a hotcel managher..
Selena : I get paid in Dollars.
Cinta : ....