Here's Miley Cyrus posing with our beloved Selena Gomez at the 2008's Teen Choice Awards. You know, there's a REASON why you pick an ugly person to be friends or to post with. So you would look PRETTIER! But there Miley is, standing so close to the hot Latina and thinking that if she grins from ear to ear than she might at least look half as pretty as the hot stuff next to her.


But Miley honey, that's not the trick u used to do! You must never EVER show your chipmunk teeth. People may confuse you for one of the Jonas Brothers (Yeah, we did say "Brothers". What, you think you look like a chick?). So let us remind you of how you define "sexy" in your poses.