Battle of Guilty Pleasures

For all of you Selena Gomez fans (what do you mean, "It's just you two"?), be prepared to see the gorgeous teen in the upcoming movie, Another Cinderella Story. Here, Selena (Disney Channel’s The Wizards of Waverly Place) is Mary, a modern Cinderella complete with dancing shoes instead of a glass slipper. Drew Seeley (High School Musical on Tour) is Joey, a Prince Charming and dreamy new-guy-in-school looking for a girl to love (Watch the trailer here).



Speaking of dancing shoes, seems like Indonesian filmmakers are very eager to keep up with the dance movie trend and find an obvious way to make sure we would watch their shitty movie, that is to cast CINTA LAURA, the girl who makes us realize that the more we hate someone, the more we want to see what he/she does. We can NOT wait to see Cinta's movie.




In the meantime, we, again, have already imagined things that would really spice up the movie industry. What if Selena Gomez starred in the same dance movie as Cinta Laura...

Cinta : Hiii!
Selena : What's that screeching sound?
Cinta : Excuse you! I'm Chincha Lhawrah, the mhost thalenthed actrrress in Indhonhesiah...
Selena : "Grrahh.. Wrraaahh"? What DID you say, girl with the lips of a squid?
Cinta : I saaiidh, I'm Chinn-chaaah Lhaaaw-rraah! Andh I'm fromh Indhonaaysiah, you knowh? Bhut it's nawt rheally the Indhonaysianh accentt, coz i spenth many years in Ghermhany, therefore bhahasa saayha cidak lancarh..
Selena : I'm scared of you. You remind me of something just as scary... eyes that are so close to each other... those big chipmunk teeth... waitaminit... it's.. GAAARGGH! MILEY CYRUS!!!!
Cinta : Nouw-whayy! *waves hand in front of Selena* I would nawt whant tcoo bhe Miley. I have MUCCHH betterh taste in ghuys. I'm dhatingh Irwhansyah, for God's sake, yiii... Isn't he drreammyyh?
Selena : I don't care about who that Ir-what-not is.
Cinta : But yoouuhh? Don't you dhate Nick Jhonhas right nouw? wakakkakakak!
Selena : ....
Cinta : Hell tcoo the yeahh! I meanh, you're just a Miley wannabheh, whereas I, am compleetlyh uniqueh! That's what makes me a successful acttress. Not dath i nheed the moneyh, though. My dhad's a hotcel managher..
Selena : I get paid in Dollars.
Cinta : ....