Gossip Mom, Anyone?

Oh, for God's sake.

Gossip Girl's Lily and Rufus spinoff is set.

According to a report, the new pilot will be based on “a teenage version of Lily van der Woodsen, played by Kelly Rutherford in Los Angeles.” And the best part - it will take place in the 1980s!

A statement from Warner Bros tells, “Used to being a ‘have,’ attending a wealthy Montecito boarding school and living the high life, Lily is now forced into being a ‘have not,’ living deep in the Valley she once made fun of, and going to public school. Caught between two worlds, Lily dives into the fast-paced Sunset Strip and the Hollywood lifestyle of the ‘80s, journeying over the hill to a world of wealth and excess that used to be her own.”

Okay. Deep breaths. Deep breaths. BitchTalkers have finally managed to stay calm and decided to join the festivities, for we are known as the best imaginary scriptwriters ever. So come on readers, help BitchTalkers as we imagine every detail of how the spinoff will be. Let's start with the characters and their clothing style.

This is Lily

and this is Lincoln Hawk

And here's how the conversation between them will sound like (complete with 80's slangs. BitchTalkers have done their research.).

Lily: My mother told me to stay away from airheads like you.

Rufus: Yeah? you think I would want some bimbette like you? Altho I must admit you are pretty bodacious.

Lily: First of all, thank you. Second of all, get off my face, you scumbag!

Rufus: Skank!

Lily: Stud!

Rufus: Excuse me? Did you say, "stud"?

Lily: Oh, gag me with a spoon. I'm in deep shit.

Rufus: Hey, chill. I think it's awesome. Let's do the nasty.

Lily: I'm stoked!

(And that's how they got their baby.)