Yowzer!

Having a marvelous time abroad, Christina Aguilera was spotted out to dinner with her husband Jordan Bratman last night in London, England.

The “Ain’t No Other Man” starlet was looking frikkin curvy in a cleavage-baring beige-pink evening gown underneath a black wool topcoat while her hubby donned a classy black tuxedo... and a depressed face.

We get depressed to, Jordan, to see your supposedly beautiful wife start to become more like a tranny each day and that one day you look at your reflection and realizes that your ugly face has looked much better than hers. We're not sure what to say about her ever expanding boobies. Whether guys like it or not, we don't care. We only bring up the issue so that we have a reason to post THIS!


Not that you guys care who she is, but this is Elizabeth Hurley at the Global Illumination Initiative at the London Tower. Our guess is, Liz thinks that getting invited to Global Illumination Initiative means that she has to take the "initiative" to bring "globes" to "illuminate" some people in the world, especially guys, if you know what we mean. Of course you don't. We're even sure you are not reading this since your eyes are all glued to either one of the two pics we post above.