Preggers?? That THING??

Victoria Beckham wears a tight mod dress as she arrives at LAX to catch a flight to London on Sunday.

The 34-year-old former Spice Girl recently told the U.K. edition of Glamour that, “I’m not pregnant, and I’m not trying to get pregnant at the moment”
“I’m so lucky to have the boys (Brooklyn, 9; Romeo, 6; and Cruz, 3) and they’re such great kids. Nice, free spirits and incredibly polite, which I think is very important.”

“It takes a lot of energy, and the thought of having another baby now would be a little bit much. Maybe in a year or two but right now, I’m having amazing career opportunities and I want to enjoy the boys,” Victoria said.

What Victoria really tries to tell you is that the thought of gaining weight to have a baby scares the bejeezus out of her, and she would like to think that the already existing kids of hers already have everything she could possibly hope for, despite the obvious fact that some of them inherit their mommy's piggy nose. And who the FCUK (excuse our French) spreads rumors that she's pregnant?? Do you wanna kill her by making her think that her body looks FAT nowadays? You wanna see her go back to the eat-and-drink-nothing diet? If she loses another pound she'll be flown back to her homeplanet in a breeze.