Truth Hurts

Jessica Alba is recently on the cover of Czech Esquire magazine.

There must be a reason why she chooses the Czech version. Prolly cuz Czech peeps are dumb enough to think that chicks who give birth would still look hawt! People, people, please don't deny the fact that these women will soon have flabby abs, droopy boobs, and lose their fashion sense. And if you guys out there don't like it, feel free to go out and find some pole on the street to have sex with. Stupid men, always in denial. For those of you who are brave enough to face the torturous truth, here's what Mrs. Warren actually looks like these days!


Without a care in the world, plus with the chance that she might have lost her energy to dress up after taking care of her bundle of joy, there she is at the Democratic National Convention in Denver, Colorado, on September 3rd. With such clothes (and konde), she could pass for a kindergarten teacher.