Gossip Girl Season 2: Yuck and Even More Yucks

So sad to see season 2 of Gossip Girl is becoming more like a soap opera. Just when we were finished going to the bathroom to puke after seeing Nate Archibald doing it with a 100 year-old chick, we had to see a picture of him making out with little (bitch) Jenny Humphrey!

Wanna know something interesting? We found this footage of Gossip Girl doing an interview at Paley Fest some time ago. If you just stop drooling over Ed Westwick and his sexy British accent in this vid, you will notice that the interviewer asks Chace about "Jenny and Nate". Chace responds with "Age difference, man, I dunno."

Gossip Girl at Paley

In the blink of an eye, Nathaniel suddenly has sex with a much older woman, AND now we know that he'll be doing something nasty with a much younger girl. DOUBLE YUCK! It's like having to hear Britney's song, and realizing that Heidi Montag is in it too, doing a duet. What...? IT'S ALREADY HAPPENED? *Jumping off a cliff*

More about the interview here. Click on it, it's really interesting. Our libido rises back after seeing pics of Chace and Ed. Together. Ahhh...

Gossip Girl Updates

Gossip Girl star Blake Lively celebrated her 21st birthday with a flapper-themed party at the New York Palace Hotel in NYC on Sept. 6.

“I love to plan parties,” Blake tells Life & Style. “That would be my career if I weren’t an actress.”

Blake’s high school friends and family were among the crowd, along with Gossip Girl co-stars Chace Crawford, Leighton Meester, Jessica Szohr, Ed Westwick, Connor Paolo and Michelle Trachtenberg. And of course, her boyfriend (and co-star) Penn Badgley was there too. James Franco was also on hand, and crooner Michael Bublé even sang “Happy Birthday” to Blake.

There's always a first time for everything, and this is our first time NOT being able to mock anything. Heck, we're even green with envy. The party, the cake, and the cast are gorrrgeous!

But we're not BitchTalkers if not bitchtalking!

Here's what we found in the upcoming episode of Gossip Girl.

Hate to break it to you, but your eyes aren't fooling ya.

That's Chace Crawford aka Nate Archibald shooting a kissing scene with miss cungkring Taylor Momsen aka Jenny Humphrey!

*sigh* The storyline begins to sound more and more like porn.

Lacur on Watch

Here is some leaked picture of Gossip Girl star Taylor "Jenny Humprey" Momsen celebrating her 15th birthday.

They say a picture worth a thousand word, how 'bout a thousand pictures!!

normally we would comment and express our thought about this thing, but right now it will be best for us to just sit pretty, shut the hell up, and let you guys be the judges!!

Just some random observation …

Lil Ty smooching up with some dude...

It’s that you Nick Jonas?? (gosh what would Selena and Miley think??)

after that she's letting some fat chick/dude squeeze her

but then she makes up for her mistakes and kissed a girl (point for that)

At least if you’re gonna do it the lacur way, do it with a little class.

Pearls, laces and bustier for starting, very burlesque-ish just the way we’re the Bitchtalker like it.

Unlike some ugly people (yes you know what we’re talking about) Miley the yucky Cyrus

Just so you know Taylor, we're the Bitchtalker are so frikiin proud of you.
Lost for words, tears streaming down on our faces!!
Way to go digging up your inner lacur slu...ehem Taylor!!

Now little jenny can smugly say to chuck’s face that she's been there and done that!!