Heather Locklear's Mugshot Revealed

Here is Heather Locklear's mug shot!

The 47-year-old actress was arrested Saturday night in Santa Barbara for “driving erratically” upon leaving a parking lot.

According to The Associated Press, Heather was booked on suspicion of driving under the influence of prescription medication. She was later released without having to post bail.

Please note that BitchTalkers are not quite sure about the accuracy. Some say that this picture was taken on Heather's wedding day back in 1994, when she realized that she was about to marry Richie Sambora.

Oh, NOW She's a Diva.

Selena Gomez is unusually camera shy as she goes through airport security and then departs from LAX with her mother and stepfather on Saturday night.

The 16-year-old Wizards of Waverly Place listened to her iPod while she rushed through the airport and tried to avoid photographers as much as possible.

Yeees, she must be pretty shy (and embarassed, exactly) after hearing news of her lame movie Another Cinderella Story going straight to DVDs. Have you seen it? It's so effing lame we spent every second wishing the two main characters would die. No, we wish ALL of the characters would die! How sad, isn't it, that we're no longer fans of the only Hollywood chick we used to adore. But then again, we're not BitchTalkers if not bitchtalking!

Our Nightmare Has Come True

Our beloved bitchtalking fans, that's miss cempreng Rachel Bilson promoting the launch of her new collection ‘Edie Rose’ at the Macy’s in Aventura Mall on Sunday in Aventura, Florida.

“I want people to see these clothes for what they are, not just another line designed by another celebrity,” The 26-year-old Jumper star said. “I want the line to be taken seriously.”

Well dearest, just because you don't want your clothes to be just another line designed by another celebrity, doesn't mean yours have too look like a tribute to Charlie Chaplin.

Love Story of a Skank and a Hasbeen

Got this *cough* "important" news from perezhilton.com.
Donnie Wahlberg may not yet be a New Kid Divorcé On The Block - as he awaits the completion of his August divorce from wife of nine years Kim Fhey - but that hasn't stopped him from getting cozy with skankalicious girl band member Aubrey O'Day of manufactured Danity Kane fame.
In a steamy interview with Complex magazine, Aubrey discusses her penchant for porn, her pal Jenna Jameson, kinky sex, the type of men she digs, and denies getting close to Making the Band teacher and ring leader P. Diddy.

Aubrey told the mag, "I like dating guys who don’t take themselves too seriously,” she said. “Who can make me laugh. Who are very smart. There are so many gorgeous men that come into my life, but they’re just very stupid and I can’t do it.”

We have something in common here. We sure love guys who don't take themselves seriously. At least we love SEEING them not taking themselves seriously, u know, like joining this ancient boyband who still call themselves New KIDS on the Block, singing about meeting some crazy stupid chicks in summertime and asking for their phone numbers and stuff. Surely they make US laugh, so hard that we often fart several times and make some people around us faint for several minutes.

Gossip Girl Season 2: Yuck and Even More Yucks

So sad to see season 2 of Gossip Girl is becoming more like a soap opera. Just when we were finished going to the bathroom to puke after seeing Nate Archibald doing it with a 100 year-old chick, we had to see a picture of him making out with little (bitch) Jenny Humphrey!

Wanna know something interesting? We found this footage of Gossip Girl doing an interview at Paley Fest some time ago. If you just stop drooling over Ed Westwick and his sexy British accent in this vid, you will notice that the interviewer asks Chace about "Jenny and Nate". Chace responds with "Age difference, man, I dunno."

Gossip Girl at Paley

In the blink of an eye, Nathaniel suddenly has sex with a much older woman, AND now we know that he'll be doing something nasty with a much younger girl. DOUBLE YUCK! It's like having to hear Britney's song, and realizing that Heidi Montag is in it too, doing a duet. What...? IT'S ALREADY HAPPENED? *Jumping off a cliff*

More about the interview here. Click on it, it's really interesting. Our libido rises back after seeing pics of Chace and Ed. Together. Ahhh...

So Proud of You, Gisele

Gisele Bundchen has one leg up on her jeans as she shops at Boutique Ludivine in New York City’s West Village on Friday.












Watch and learn, girls. Gisele's the only chick who can pull off this weird look, so if you want to have fun with your jeans, learn from HER! Never, EVER, try to copy Katie Holmes's way of rolling up her hubby's jeans. It would only add more proof that your man is four feet tall.

Baby Check-Up

Ashlee Simpson was spotted out and about in Century City, California paying a visit to her doctor at the Century City Medical Plaza.

Following her successful check-up, Simpson headed over to see her husband Pete Wentz, aka “Vlad the Baker,” as he passed out promo t-shirts as well as cupcakes and doughnuts.

Speaking of the baby, Wentz recently denied rumors of twins, and also revealed that they’re expecting a boy. “We know with 90 per cent accuracy that it’s a boy, and our due date is around Thanksgiving.”

BitchTalkers are way ahead of them. We know with 1000 per cent accuracy that whether the baby is a boy or a girl, the creature will inherit the mother's chin and the father's hairstyle and love for dark eye make-ups, and will look like this.

Rumer Willis