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23.12.08

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow (Thank GOD!)




Robert Pattinson is so into his character Edward Cullen so much that he thinks he's a vampire and doesn't have to wash his hair for four straight years because hey, vampires don't eat, so they may as well don't have to shower, do they? But realizing that fleas have started to build a kingdom in his hair, he finally decides to chop it all off.

The “Twilight” drunken face was spotted showing off his short cut at Heathrow International Airport in London, England earlier today (December 22).

It's been said that his hair was already sold to someone with an equally disgusting taste of hairstyle. He quickly asked for a hair transplant, and fleas all over the kingdom were finally happy again.




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