WTF

Hi there Fernando Torres, i hate to break it to you but isn't Liverpool training start like... i dunno... a week ago!?
Don't get us wrong we're swoon and drool over all the Spanish baller especially this one. But... take a look at what happen when a baller trying to force himself in a state of permanent vacation.

What the hell is going on?
Don't you think that Nando look a little (scratch that) a lot like (ehem) pregnant?

Just a little friendly suggestion, go back to Liverpool and work those formally fine abs so we can all go back to our normal life (a.k.a -drooling over your fine packs-), pretend all of this never happen, put this all behind and moves on with our life (...okay i get a little carried away)