Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow (Thank GOD!)

Robert Pattinson is so into his character Edward Cullen so much that he thinks he's a vampire and doesn't have to wash his hair for four straight years because hey, vampires don't eat, so they may as well don't have to shower, do they? But realizing that fleas have started to build a kingdom in his hair, he finally decides to chop it all off.

The “Twilight” drunken face was spotted showing off his short cut at Heathrow International Airport in London, England earlier today (December 22).

It's been said that his hair was already sold to someone with an equally disgusting taste of hairstyle. He quickly asked for a hair transplant, and fleas all over the kingdom were finally happy again.




Pete Wentz

Baby Check-Up

Ashlee Simpson was spotted out and about in Century City, California paying a visit to her doctor at the Century City Medical Plaza.

Following her successful check-up, Simpson headed over to see her husband Pete Wentz, aka “Vlad the Baker,” as he passed out promo t-shirts as well as cupcakes and doughnuts.

Speaking of the baby, Wentz recently denied rumors of twins, and also revealed that they’re expecting a boy. “We know with 90 per cent accuracy that it’s a boy, and our due date is around Thanksgiving.”

BitchTalkers are way ahead of them. We know with 1000 per cent accuracy that whether the baby is a boy or a girl, the creature will inherit the mother's chin and the father's hairstyle and love for dark eye make-ups, and will look like this.

Rumer Willis