you're pushing it girlfriend!!

the trashy star of the Hills, Heidi Montag and her equally douche boyfriend sometimes fiancee (...God knows what their relationship actually is), were spotted again, yet for another 'dadakan' paparazzi snapshot, and posing like these...





Nicely done Heidi, just another classy way to upgrade your popularity...

Tim Gunn Hates Everything. Like WE do!

(Taken from perezhilton.com)

Earlier this week, he was attacking Miley Cyrus, branding her a "tart."

Now, Tim Gunn is lashing out at Jennifer Aniston, calling her desperate and high maintenance.

Hey, the truth hurts!

The Project Runway star tells OK! magazine of Aniston, "Sometimes I think she has 'desperate character' written on her. The clothes we wear send a message. And I think that's the message — I don't think that's her intention though."

Ouch!

To rub some salt in Jen's wounds, Tim adds, "I can't help but think that's she's pretty high-maintenance."

We have found our soulmate and won't let him go.

Sienna With the One Who Produced the Slut

Sienna Miller takes her dogs out for a walk with her mother Jo in London on Thursday afternoon.

The 26-year-old British actress and her Brothers & Sisters beau Balthazar Getty reportedly have been house-hunting together. The couple viewed a $20 million, four-bedroom, six-bathroom mansion in LA’s ultra-exclusive Trancas Canyon in Malibu.

A source told the Sunday Mirror: “They came in together, and were very touchy-feely. There was a lot of hand-holding.There is a saltwater infinity pool and an open-air shower. Sienna loved that.”

Moms all over the world tend to protect their daughters and stand by them no matter what. We imagine how Sluttienna's would be. Why haven't we heard about any interview with the ma? This would be the perfect time, y'all!

(On why Sienna looks for a new house)
Mama Jo: Oh, it's nothing, really. It's just that Sienna's old one is a bit too small, you know. It's time to move to a bigger one. Any guesses from anybody about why she wants to move out are out of the question.

(On Sienna's lovelife)
Mama Jo: Oh, she's such a pure child. What she's always been looking for is her knight in shining armor. She believes that her prince is waiting for her out there. Even if her definition of prince is sometimes differ from mine, but in the end, I always love her choice of such gentlemen. There's Jude.. oh wait, he was married, yes. Oh, there's Rhys Ifans.. umm.. well he's not exactly my idea of a gorgeous man.. But wait, now there's Balthazar... oh, he's also married. (mumbles to herself, "There's GOTTA be someone...")




(On Sienna's social life)
Mama Jo: She has good friends supporting her. They're gracious, too, you know. Sophisticated. And that's what makes her what she is right now. Gracious and sophisticated.




(On Sienna's favourite pastime)
Mama Jo: My daughter loooves going to beaches. I think it's very natural for her to be near the oceans, she's a free soul. When she goes to beaches, she lets go of everything, she feels free. And by "everything", I do mean, "Eeevery-thing".



(On her career life)
Mama Jo: She started out as a model, and at that time I always knew that she would be such a successful woman one day. She was very talented.



Mama Jo: Now she's one of top Hollywood legend out there, as an actress. I love all of her movies! I see my girl grow into such a talented actress day by day. Her characters are always magnificent, so strong! In her every movie, she always has to do something different. You see her in her latest one, Hippie Hippie Shake? She does all of the stunts required. Like, she had to get into such cold water, who wouldve done that? My baby girl. So proud of her.




in Alfie






in Factory Girl





in Hippie Hippie Shake

Very Cinta Laura

Check out the new Selena Gomez music video, “Tell Me Something I Don’t Know”, from her direct-to-dvd movie, Another Cinderella Story. The romantic comedy has a target release date of September 16, 2008.
-here-
So much for being obsessed fans. Turns out we like Cinta Laura's "Oh, Baby" waaay better. And if we hum Selena's song, it wouldn't sound as fun, we mean... singing "Tell me tell me tell me something I don't know" for millions of times is like repeating some kind of an annoying mantra.
Here's some details on the making of Selena's video.

1. Costume : Borrowed from Miley Cyrus
2. Location : Video Director's house. The tot sleeps at his crib occasionally. Veeerry Michael
Jackson.
3. Choreographer : Cinta Laura's. (Cinta's choreographer: Ivan Gunawan. Or is he the costume designer? God knows. Sorry we got things mixed up.)
4. Budget : 5 USD (to buy the Mini DV cassette)

Some People Aren't Meant to Open Their Mouths

Former boybander Lance Bass, 29, hosted an Olympic-themed bash/viewing party at the Haute House in Los Angeles earlier this month.

Guests included The Hills star Heidi Montag, 21, and The Sopranos actress Jamie-Lynn Sigler, 27. The pair competed in popular drinking games like Beer Pong as they rooted on Team USA.

There's the picture of Jamie-Lynn at the party. Never mind Heidi, she already makes herself look like one big joke so it's no longer fun to mock her. We always thought that Jamie could be considered as one of the sweet-looking actresses out there. But after seeing her pic below, we feel the need to warn all of you guys out there that when you dig some random chick's smile, you might also want to check how they sneer as well.

Grandma-Lynn alert! Or is this how it would like if Cher and Mel C had a baby together?

Poor Boogie Board

Keely Shaye Smith, the wife of 007 star Pierce Brosnan, takes her boogie board for a ride on the waves in Kauai, Hawaii on Sunday afternoon.

“I never shy away from colors or my curves,” Keeley has told Vogue. “I never hide in baggy clothing.’

Pierce, the 55-year-old former Bond actor whose latest role is in Mamma Mia!, was seen playing the ukulele on the beach. His and Keely’s sons, Dylan Thomas, 11, and Paris Beckett, 7, stayed in the shade as their mama went for a swim.

False alarm, Greenpeace, no beached whale here.

Hear No Tom

Tom Cruise takes 2-year-old daughter Suri for a helicopter ride in New York City on Monday morning.


Baby Suri, who dressed in a pretty green dress, covered up her ears to protect herself from the loud noises of the rotors. Tom carried around two new dolls for Suri to play with.

Ah, another useful Scientology bullshit Tom believes in."You have the voice of a god, Mister Cruise, no one is annoyed, instead they have to be thankful to be able to hear your laughs." Little does he know Suri is beginning to lose both her ears. What else does Scientology teach him? "Go jump on couches, Mr. Cruise. Anything that gets you closer to God. Or makes you look taller."

Horror!

Oh my frikkin Gawd Madonna...
for the love of God and all things holy, would you please, please, please put on some pants!!!

What are you trying to prove, we get it, you're doing yoga, pilates and stuff.
You can bend your head to your feet, you can break a thick steel with your crotch.
We GET it.
but grandm...i mean dude you're pushing 70 for god's sake!!

Fashion Files

Leona Lewis sings at the closing ceremony of the Olympic games, looking like this.



that thing that she calls dress looks like something that Beyonce would wear.
and mama Tina would gladly add "it" to another collection of tacky clothes in their fashion line “House of Dereon”



looks like miss Lewis has been taking fashion tips from Beyonce.
and we're telling you, my friend, that sadly those tips aren't the good ones!

Seriously, who the hell does she think she is, Selena Gomez?? Naah!!!

Apparently Miley "the chipmunk teeth" Cyrus is determined to drive us crazieeh by continuing to pose and take pictures at any given time and place.

here she is posing with pride in a very najis looking tee.
gyaaah...you can tell how "kampungan" she is by the shirt she chooses to try on.





Super heroes. reaallyh??
We bet that it's why all the Super Heroes decided to keep their identities as secretly as possible.
oh Miley honey the only superhero you're gonna kiss are the one in your frikkin dream!! Even if there is a superhero that may let himself be kissed by you, it is Hellboy.

P.S Stop terrorizing us!!
you're so fuckin ugleehh.

Birthday Babe

Our least favorite star from Gossip Girl, Blake Lively celebrates her birthday today.



we're from the Bitchtalker team (that's us -R and G-)
wish her a very Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday Blake!!
Love always

that been said.
what is it now, your 36th or 37th birthday??
woow...you are one hot grandma, wrinkly Blakey!!

we had enough!!

Remember this girl, Katie Holmes a.k.a Joey the cute innocent girl from Dawson's Creek?

NO. well...we don't either.

ever since she married Tom Cruise

and started to hang out with Victoria Beckham

and transformed into Red carpet goddess

we're totally so over Joey!!

but obviously every fairytale has an ending.
apparently VB got sick of Katie's impulsive copycatness and ditched her.

on her own again, Katie looks like a lost little puppy with no one to hang on to...
suddenly it hits her like a lightning from the sky.
what more best to become a role model then the great Tom Cruise himself, her own frikkin husband.

so from that moment on, Katie decided to dress more like Tom.

1. it's started lightly and very subtle...almost unnoticeable



2. she became more bold and wore the same exact pair of jeans as Tom's in public



3. and finaly she said "screw this, i look good, let's get matchy-matchy from head to toe, babe."



one thing Katie forgot to consider is, Tom Cruise is a DUDE!! Or at least a li'l dude.

Does Overdosin' Make Your Hair Blow Up?

Another update on Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, aka Ken and Barbie (the yucky version). We love our fans so much that we decide to share everything, including this picture of Heidi shooting a video for her latest song, "Overdosin'". Best friends share everything, right? So if we accidentally burned our eyes by seeing these pics, u have to do the same.




Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats!

Roll, Roll, Roll Your Eyes

Blake Lively sports her plaid necktie on the set of the hit drama Gossip Girl in New York City on Friday.

The 20-year-old actress has been trying to put to rest a possible feud with Traveling Pants co-star America Ferrera. Apparently America rolled her eyes during an interview when Blake began talking about the upcoming season of her CW drama, Gossip Girl.

(For those of you who haven't seen the video, please deh, BitchTalk fans sejati ga sih? Hehe, gih, watch it here)

Blake responded, “I haven’t even heard about it. I don’t ever pay attention to that stuff. She’s one of my best friends in the whole wide world and honestly, when you’re sitting in a room for three hours doing satellite interviews… We were staring at a Post-It (note) with a smiley face, so I think I probably rolled my eyes a hundred times. I’m like, ‘Oh gosh, this thing is still going on?”

You notice how easy it's been for artists to claim that they're best friends with people they don't get along with? As much as we luuurve Gossip Girl, it really bothers us that these cast never seem to be able to handle interviews professionally. Blake was there to be interviewed about Sisterhood..., so why did she answer that unrelated question? And that statement of hers about America is so damn lame, we bet if America reads it, she'll be rolling her eyes at each of Blake's sentence that she'll soon become crossed-eye.

Some Black Eye He's Gonna Get

(Taken from TMZ.com)
apl.de.ap from the Black Eyed Peas needs to take a cue from his songs and learn when to "Shut Up" -- especially when he's throwing the G-bomb around.
When asked about Ricky Martin's in vitro twins and the Claby, the Pea's eloquent response was "that's gay" -- but literally seconds after he dropped the statement, the furious backtracking began! His assistant wanted us to "edit that part out." (Watch the vid here)

(In related news, Ricky Martin is now the father of twin boys, his publicist announced on Wednesday.

The children were had via a surrogate mother, and the boys were born a few weeks ago, according to his reps.

Clay Aiken also artificially inseminated his much older best friend and welcomed the baby on August 8.)

To be in a more serious note, we BitchTalkers do agree that this guy should really shut the hell up. Harre genneee masih homophobic? Let's take a look at his picture above and we're absolutely sure that y'all would rather sleep with a hundred gay guys than with a straight man who takes fashion cues from a homeless version of Michael Jackson. Besides, gays are hot. Ricky Martin is. Also..





Clay.. Aik..

We'd like to take our words back.

Wishful Thinking

This is serious.

We still can’t get over the fact that the casting director of the twilight movie, cast those-thingies-from-god-knows-where.

Anyway, we joke around and come up with a solution for our very own ideal twilight cast.

And the answer is NO if you’re asking if that cast includes Gaspard Ulliel. No, he will no longer be mentioned here.

Anyways we're sure you guys are all aware about our adoration regarding Gossip Girl,…man how we bow before Blair Waldorf (note-we did say Blair and not Leighton, just so we're clear.)

Back to the important matter, sooooooo..we come up with a simple solution that not only sums-up all the madness but also benefits us all at once.

Twilight the movie can use all the Gossip Girl cast, like that saying in bahasa “sekali mendayung 2 pulau terlampaui” ... well...something like that... we're not really sure.

Here is a few reason we could think of:

1.

Ed Westwick as Edward Cullen. Well just look at him, naturally pale skinned, unlike someone *cough* (Robbert Pattinson), smug but gorgeous face, heck they even have matching first name, what more could you ask for.

2.


Bella --> Queen Blair's certainly not fit to play small-average-looking-village girl with boring outfits, but Leighton Meester is. Just look at her boring no make up face post-Gossip Girl-shoot -duh- *rolls eyes*

3.























Jessica Szohr can play Alice Cullen, she may not be pixie-like but we're sure she can pull it off somehow. Come on fellas, a little imagination please.

4.


while Beautiful Chace Crawford can play as Jasper Cullen. Very easy on the eyes don't cha think?? *Pays no attention to the cowboy hat*

5.



Blake Lively can play Rosalie Cullen. Golden hair, nearly perfect figure, makes every girl jealous. Serena and Rosalie description are almost identical, both in Gossip Girl book and in Twilight book, except maybe that Rosalie is a vampire.

6.























Rufus Humprey (Matthew Settle) and Lily Van der Woodsen (Kelly Rutherford) can play as Mr and Mrs Cullen. In the Twilight book Stephanie Mayer did describe them as gorgeous and they both are.

7.


















Taylor Momsen can play Bell's annoying classmate Jessica.

8. hmmm who else is there?? we'll figure it out eventually.
Oh yeah, almost forgot.



Penn Badgley can join the cast too, as their pet.

No, seriously, he DOES look like his and girlfriend Blake Lively's pet dog, right? They don't name their dog Penny for no reason!

So we wonder why anybody else wouldn't think about this brilliant idea earlier.

*not pointing a finger* yes we’re talking to YOU, casting director.

Well I guess that’s it for now peeps.

Don’t hate, if you do then what is left there for us to do!!

P.S : Can’t wait for Gossip Girl Season Two!

September 1 ^_^

A Very Interesting Beer Ad

Country Girl Jessica Simpson sits atop bales of hay in her new beer ad.

The ads reads, as if Jessica is saying it, “I work out and take care of myself. But I also like a cold beer once in a while. That’s why I made the smart choice with a smart beer. Stampede Light, it’s beer plus.”

i mean really? what the hell are they thinking, Jessica Simpson and Smart, come on?? be serious!!
Not the smartest combination i supposed.

Right after seeing such a "smart" combination of Jessica Simpson and the slogan, we feel this urge to stampede towards nearest warung to buy Teh Botol instead.

When Miss Piggy Gets Interviewed

"I love my smile. My smile and my cleavage. I think they go really well together."

- Serena Williams tells the new issue of Men's Fitness, on the favorite part of her body.

Well.. this picture does explain why she only refers to her upper body parts.